A certain part of a certain TV program dedicated to entertainment and lifestyles that appeared to have had been part of the main broadcast channel for WALA-TV during the hour of 9:00 a.m. on the Friday of the thirty-first day of the month of May for the calendar year 2019 ("Studio 10") appeared to have had this conversation involving some of its contributors (Joe Emer (host) and Chelsey Sayasane (host)):
Joe Emer: Welcome in to Studio 10 here. I am Joe Emer.
Joe Emer: Welcome in to Studio 10 here. I am Joe Emer.
Chelsey Sayasane: And I am Chelsey Sayasane and what a lot of you may not know, is tomorrow is kind of like a national holiday--
[note #1: the program appeared to have had some graphics involving an image of a certain being and some texts of "HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOE!" (above the image) and some text of "happy Birthday" (inside the image) by this point]
Joe Emer: Aww.
Chelsey Sayasane: -- for us at Studio 10.
Joe Emer: Ok,
Chelsey Sayasane; It is -- he, he, heh -- Joe Emer's birthday. So they did a great job--
[note #2: the program appeared to have had the contributors again by this point]
Chelsey Sayasame: -- on the graphic, but Allison, our producer, and I figured we could give you some of your favorite things.
Joe Emer: A few of my favorite things.
Chelsey Sayasane: So I want you to get through this just real quick
Joe Emer: Big Texas, if you want to gain five pounds in one sitting, that's what you -- hey, parmesan cheese!
Chelsey Sayasane: Parmesan cheese.
Joe Emer: I love parmesan cheese.
Chelsey Sayasane: Yeah! Joe Emer: My favorite kind of Chapstick, the blue Chapstick, the moisturizer, the mint--
Chelsey Sayasane: What? Joe Emer: -- mint floss. That's good for my tooth situation that y'all know about.
Chelsey Saysane: Ha ha ha ha, ha-- Joe Emer: What is this? This is awesome! Look at that! Chelsey Sayasane: Yeah, NSYNC, yo. Joe Emer: Dirty pop! Chelsey Sayasane: Mmp, mmp mmp. Joe Emer: Well you got me, multiple shirts.
[[note #3: the contributor named Joe Emer appeared to have had been holding a shirt with text of "OKAY, BUT RAMI MALEK THOUGH" by this point]
Joe Emer: What is this? Oh! Chelsey Sayasane: Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Joe Emer: Ha ha! That is funny. Okay, but Rami Malek though. I'm kind of obsessed with Rami.
Chelsey Sayasane: You kind of are. So, from all of us here, we wish you--
Joe Emer: This is -- this is awesome.
Chelsey Sayasane: -- a happy birthday. We just got you-- Joe Emer: Thank you, guys.
Chelsey Sayasane: -- a few little things. You're welcome. I hope you eat that for breakfast. Joe Emer: You know, you know, my--my wife planned a big surprise birthday celebration for me a few weeks ago, which was awesome,--
Chelsey Sayasane: Yeah. Joe Emer: -- so I had, kind of forgotten, because we're not really doing this--
Chelsey Sayasane: Yeah.
Joe Emer: -- as much, so this was a pleasant surprise.
Chelsey Sayasane: Good.
Joe Emer: Hey, happy birthday to my mom, too.
Chelsey Sayasane: Happy birthday, mom. Joe Emer: -- today is her actual birthday.
Chelsey Sayasane: Oh, neat!
Joe Emer: So that's why my birthday is tomorrow. Today is her birthday.
Chelsey Sayasane: So you were a nice, belated birthday present.
Joe Emer: Big Texas is so delicious.
Chelsey Sayasane: He he he, it is so delicious, and he loves those indeed. So, happy birthday, Joe. Hope you have a good weekend.
Joe Emer: Thanks, friends.
Chelsey Sayasane: Good weather.
Joe Emer: Yeah! Chelsey Sayasane: Happy Friday to you at home.
[note #4: the program appeared to have had the contributor named Chelsey Sayasane facing a camera and extending an arm of hers toward the camera by this point]
Joe Emer: Cool!
Disembodied voice: Ha ha ha.
Chelsey Sayasane: Yeah.
Joe Emer: Well I'm excited, now.
Chelsey Saysane: Ok, good.
Joe Emer: High five.
Chelsey Sayasane High five.
[note #5: the program appeared to have had the hosts high fiving at this point]
Joe Emer: Uh, let's check out what's happening around the gulf coast this weekend and [speaks in a lower tone of voice] besides my birthday.
Chelsey Sayasane: Oh my gosh! Ha ha!
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A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the first half of the hour of 10:00 p.m. on the Friday of the thirty-first day of the month of May for the calendar year 2019 ("FOX 10 News at 10:00 p.m.") appeared to have had this conversation involving some disembodied voices that might or might not had been those of certain contributors for certain parts of it related to news (Lenise Ligon and Byron Day) with a certain video involving digital graphics with texts of "ALLIGATOR BREAKS INTO HOME" and "CLEARWATER, FLORIDA")
Disembodied voice #1 (might or might not had been that of the contributor named Lenise Ligon): Well, this is something you don't want to see
Disembodied voice #2 (might or night not had been that of the contributed named Byron Day): Ha ha ha ha...
Disembodied voice #1 (might or might not had been that of the contributor named Lenise Ligon); inside your house. Ever. an unwanted visitor to say the least. An Big guy, an eleven foot tall alligator
Disembodied voice #2 (might or night not had been that of the contributed named Byron Day): Aw, man.
Disembodied voice #1 (might or might not had been that of the contributor named Lenise Ligon): Making its way into the kitchen there. This is in Sinclair Water, Florida, overnight. Smashed a low-level window to get inside, and get right into the homeowner's wine cabinet.
Disembodied voice #2 (might or night not had been that of the contributed named Byron Day): Hmmp.
Disembodied voice #1 (might or might not had been that of the contributor named Lenise Ligon): No one was hurt, and the alligator was safely removed.
Byron Day: I think he liked a, uh, an Italian Jardinier.
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