Conversations in Broadcasting #109

A certain part of a certain TV program dedicated to entertainment and lifestyles that appeared to have had been part of the main broadcast channel for WALA-TV during the hour of 9:00 a.m. on the Tuesday of the twenty-sixth day of the month of November for the calendar year 2019 ("Studio 10") appeared to have had involved these conversations involving some of its contributors (Joe Emer (host) and Michael White (host and reporter of weather)): 

Joe Emer: Let the gift of warm Cheddar Bay Biscuits, keep giving all year, at the Red Lobster's new ha ha holiday sweater.

[note #1: the program appeared to have had a video with digital graphics involving texts of "THE SCOOP", "RED LOBSTER CHRISTMAS SWEATER", and "KEEPS CHEDDAR BAY BISCUITS WARM" appear in place of the contributors by this point]

Disembodied voice (similar to the voices it appeared to have had while appearing to have had the contributor named Michael White appear to speak): The restaurant chain is releasing its own version of the classic, ugly holiday sweater trend, but with a twist. The black sweater features lobsters, shrimp, biscuits, and snowflakes, complete with an insulated pouch on the front, keeping not only you, but your Red Lobster's Cheddar Bay Biscuits, warm and toasty.

Disembodied voice (similar to the voices it appeared to have had while appearing to have had the contributor named Joe Emer appear to speak): Hey Napoleon, give me some of your tots. 

Disembodied voice (similar to the voices it appeared to have had while appearing to have had the contributor named Michael White appear to speak): No, freaking get your own!

Disembodied voice (similar to the voices it appeared to have had while appearing to have had the contributor named Joe Emer appear to speak): Heh heh heh. Fans can catch this hot item, along with other lobster themed biscuit-carrying clothing items at Red Lobster Shop, Dot Com. So the reference there, of course, in the movie "Napoleon Dynamite".

Disembodied voice (similar to the voices it appeared to have had while appearing to have had the contributor named Michael White appear to speak): Yes.      

Disembodied voice (similar to the voices it appeared to have had while appearing to have had the contributor named Joe Emer appear to speak): He has tots in his pocket, and then the bully kicks the tots and swishes them. 

Disembodied voice (similar to the voices it appeared to have had while appearing to have had the contributor named Michael White appear to speak): Yeah. 

Disembodied voice (similar to the voices it appeared to have had while appearing to have had the contributor named Joe Emer appear to speak): In his pocket.  

[note #2: the part appeared to have had the contributors appear again by this point]

Michael White: Yeah, what a jerk. 

Joe Emer: Yeah.

Michael White: That is, that is something a bully would do.   

Joe Emer: Yeah, but I hope no one would do that to my lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuit.

Michael White: Ah, he'd be going down.

Joe Emer: Yep.

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