A certain part of a certain TV program dedicated to entertainment and
lifestyles that appeared to have had been part of the main broadcast
channel for WALA-TV during the hour of 9:00 a.m. on the Tuesday of the
twenty-third day of the month of April for the calendar year 2019 ("Studio 10")
appeared to have had this conversation between some of its contributors
(Joe Emer (host), Chelsey Sayasane (host), Adam Olivier (host)):
Joe Emer: Hey there, just a reminder, what's going on in camera five right now. Hey nailed it! Got 'em, got em. Yes, I got her! That was, that was Cassandra--
Chelsey Sayasane: Cassandra!
Joe Emer: -- who didn't want to be on TV. Nailed it!
Chelsey Sayasane: No!
Adam Olivier: Oh! Ooo!
Joe Emer: And Pa--Paul is over there, from FOX 10 as well.
Chelsey Sayasane: Yes.
Joe Emer: Boo!
Adam
Olivier: Ah, man. That was--That was a good one, Joe. I have to give one to you.
Joe Emer: I'm pretty--I'm pretty--
Adam Olivier: Sneaky with that.
Chelsey Sayasane: I know.
Adam Olivier: -- while you.
Disembodied voice: I didn't run.
Joe Emer: Ha ha ha.
Chelsey Sayasane: Paul said he didn't run.
Adam
Olivier: They're--they're not running over there because they got good
food over there, so we're all going to be heading over there in a
second.
Chelsey Sayasane: Yes, the lunch line is forming.
Joe Emer: As long as they don't steal it all.
Adam Olivier: Right, I'm checking, and it looks like it's going fast.
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A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that
appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during
the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Tuesday of the twenty-third day of the
month of April for the calendar year 2019 ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.")
appeared to have ad this conversation between some of its contributors
(Byron Day (presenter of news) and Michael Warrick (reporter of news)):
[note
#1: the program appeared to have had a video involving a digital graphic with parts resembling text of "FOX10" with some text of "NEWS" with a certain disembodied voice being used to say, "Committed to you in Orange Beach, FOX 10 News" at this point]
Byron
Day: Well in speaking in Orange Beach, Jimmy Buffett and the Coral
Reefers, jamming it up at the Wharf amphitheater. Michael Warrick got to
see part of the concert. And Michael, are you sure that is the real Jimmy Buffett on stage?
Michael
Warrick: Oh my gosh, can you believe that happened to me earlier. Give a
little backstory, guys. I thought that I was, heh heh heh,
interviewing the real Jimmy Buffett in the five o'clock show. Uh, it was
a lookalike. Everybody was in on it, to prank me. all of the parrot
heads, heh heh, included. Who on stage, though, was the real Jimmy
Buffett, and what a show he was putting on. You know he's got, ties to
the gulf coast, grew up in Mobile, and for him in Orange
Beach, he attracted parrot heads all across the country.
[note
#2: the program appeared to have had a video
involving a narrative and some digital graphics with texts of "JIMMY
BUFFETT IN CONCERT", "SOLD-OUT SHOW AT THE WHARF", and "ORANGE BEACH,
COMMITTED TO YOU" by this point]
Michael Warrick: Yeah, he sounded, great up there. We only got a little bit, of his concert, um, but he sounded great
up there. This is the tour, the - son of a--son of a sailor tour, which
is the fortieth anniversary, of that album that came out in nineteen
seventy-eight. Good to see, the real, heh heh heh, Jimmy
Buffett up on stage. Thought I had him on an interview. Exclusive. Just
wasn't him. We're live in Orange Beach tonight, having a great time, all
day long. I'm Michael Warrick. FOX 10 News.
[note #3:
the program appeared to have had a video involving digital graphics
resembling texts of "FOX10" and "SOUND OFF" by this point)
Byron Day: Michael Warrick is a great sport.
[note #4: certain parts of a certain World Wide Web site related to WALA-TV
appeared to have had videos similar to much of this part on the Wednesday of
the twenty-fourth day of the month of April for the calendar year 2019]
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A certain part of a certain
news
program related to WALA-TV that
appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during
the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Thursday of the eighteenth day of the month
of April for the calendar year 2019 ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.")
appeared to had these conversations involving a certain disembodied voice that might or might not had been the voice of one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to
news named Byron Day) and a conversation involving the body of one of its others contributors (a certain reporter for certain parts of it related to weather named Matt Barrentine) immediately afterwards:
Disembodied voice: Ok, let's go back to that area in Tillman's Corner off Nevius Road. Uh, MPD looking for two suspects. Apparently, one of those of suspects is armed and dangerous because he fired on an MPD officer, just about an hour ago, and now there is a massive manhunt in this neighborhood off Nevius Road. That's Holden and Oak Ridge, off Nevius Road. Several
MPD officers and units. There are also K-9 units on the scene as well
as they're trying to find these two men, uh, that have been on the run,
for about an hour, an hour and ten minutes now. Now our Toi
Thornton is live in the area. And Toi, can you bring us anymore
information from your vantage. All right, Toi is not available right
now, but just want to update you on this information, and I just got off
the phone, minutes ago, literally seconds ago with director James
Barber and he reiterated that if you live in this area, number one, lock
your doors, turn your lights off. Number two, if you see anyone suspicious, call nine one one, immediately, but right now, they're looking for two
men. They have a description of one. Let me, uh, remind you of that
description one more time: white male, white T-shirt, possibly a wife
beater, blue jean shorts. That's all the information they have, on, one suspect. They have no description on the second suspect, but they are looking for two
men, in this area, Holden and Oak Ridge, right off Nevius Road, in
Tillman's Corner. We hope to have more information as we continue this
broadcast.
[note #1: the program appeared to have had digital graphics involving texts of "MPD GUN
BATTLE", "MANHUNT UNDERWAY FOR ARMED & DANGEROUS SUSPECT", "LIVE",
and "BREAKING NEWS" (one below the text of "LIVE"; one above the text of
"MPD GUN BATTLE") by this point]
Disembodied voice: All right, let's head back to the crazy weather. The
wind was very strong. Take a look at this picture, from
Joe Burnham in Grand Bay. They say a pool shed, or, they say, a pool
covering, a shed were blown across the yard, and you can see the shed, is on top of a fence. pretty rough stuff out there, Matt.
[note #2: the program appeared to have had some digital graphics involving texts of "STRONG WINDS BLOW SHED", "GRAND BAY", and "COURTESY: JOE BURNHAM" by this point]
Matt Barrentine: Yeah, it takes pride out of a
good sixty-mile-per-hour wind gust to deal with what you just saw
there, which comes with a good thunderstorm.
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