A certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had
been
part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 7:00 a.m. on
the Saturday of the thirtieth day of the month of March for the calendar
year 2019 ("FOX 10 News at 7:00 a.m.") appeared to have had these conversations involving some of its contributors (Chelsey Sayasane (news presenter) and Adam Olivier (weather reporter):
Chelsey Sayasane: Well good morning and happy Saturday. Taking a live look at our
Dauphin's cam right there overlooking the cruise terminal and the Mobile
River. Looking like it's going to be a great start to a beautiful day.
And if you're looking for a taste of Germany this weekend, Elberta is
the place to be. The Elberta Sausage Festival kicks off in just a matter
of minutes. Here taking a live look as organizers are getting ready for
the event starting at eight o'clock this morning. It's happening at the
town park in Elberta. German-style sausage and sauerkraut will be
served and crawfish too. In addition to the food, there will be music, arts and crafts vendors, and plenty
of activities for the kids, And it all supports a great cause.
[note: the program began appearing to have had a video involving a certain being speaking and some digital graphics with texts of "ELBERTA SAUSAGE FESTIVAL" and
"TODAY AT 8 AM" alternating with some digital graphics involving texts of "NICK SCHEER"
and "ELBERTA VOLUNTEER FIRE DEPT CHIEF" by this point]
Chelsey Sayasane: The festival is expected to draw some twenty thousand people. If you
can't make it out there today, don't worry, there will be another
opportunity this October. We have a heads up for all of you fishermen out there: shark fishing is
off the gulf state pier starts tomorrow. Just like last year, fifteen
fishermen with fifteen assistants will be able to try their luck
in hooking the gulf predators. It starts tomorrow from seven at night
until seven Monday morning, then you'll have another chance the
following Wednesday, April third. The schedule then reverts back to
Sundays and Tuesdays from April through September. We have a
complete list of dates and how you can register on our Web site. Just
head to fox10tv dot com.
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Chelsey Sayasane: We have a heads up for all of you fishermen out there: shark fishing off the gulf state pier starts tomorrow. Just like last year, fifteen
fishermen with fifteen assistants will be able to try their luck
in hooking the gulf predators. It starts tomorrow from seven at night
until seven Monday morning, then you'll have another chance the
following Wednesday April third. The schedule then reverts back to
Sundays and Tuesdays from April through September. We have a
complete list of dates and how you can register on our Web site. Just
head to fox10tv dot com.
[note: the program appeared to have had a certain video involving digital graphics with texts
of "SHARK FISHING IS BACK!" and "STARTS TOMORROW: 7 PM TO 7 AM" while appearing to have had some of the words in the paragraph directly above this note]
Chelsey Sayasane: How's our weather looking today...for walking in the park?
Adam Olivier: I can tell [you] one park that's going to be... really popping--
Chelsey Sayasane: Yeah.
Adam
Olivier: -- later on today. Elberta's Town Park: they got the Elberta
Sausage Festival. We'll show you a live picture in just a
second, but we're tracking some really nice weather for all of us
today. Temperatures in the eighties...heh heh, in some locations this
afternoon, a stray shower, maybe towards the rest, but we're not talking
about any thunderstorms or severe weather out there, just a lot
of warm temperatures going on, and that is good news for us here along
the gulf coast.
Chelsey Sayasane: That's right, it's going to be a beautiful day. A lot of different events going on across
the gulf coast. You got the Elberta Sausage Festival, you got the
chili cook-off, the-the chocolate festival. So many to choose from, and
so, we hope that you have an incredible weekend. And again, if you
have time, go on out to the Elberta Sausage Festival. It's going to be a
good time. Have a great weekend, everyone.
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A certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had
been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 6:00 a.m.
on the Sunday of the thirty first day of the month of March for the
calendar year 2019 ("FOX 10 News at 6:00 a.m.") appeared to have had
this conversation between some of its contributors (Asha Staples (news
presenter) and Matt Barrentine (weather reporter)):
Asha
Staples: Good morning and thanks for choosing FOX 10 News on this
Sunday morning. Today is March the thirty-first, the last day in March. I
am Asha Staples with meteorologist Matt Barrentine...for a look at our weekend forecast. Um, we got
some showers over night.
Matt Barrentine: Yeah.
Asha Staples: Thank God, because some of that pollen has been able to be--
Matt Barrentine: Heh heh heh ha ha.
Asha Staples: -- washed away. Sinuses and everything getting cleared out.
Matt Barrentine: Ah, I know that usually people don't want rain on Sunday.
Asha Staples: Yeah.
Matt Barrentine: -- but I think that woke me. I'm sounding froggy myself, but I think we'll all take it here at this point--
Asha Staples: Yes.
Matt
Barrentine: -- to get some pollen out of there and it is a, uh, damp,
seared start to the day, here for us, and what we are looking at here is
a -- [silence] -- flip in on [separate voice: Heh heh heh.] -- so
we were just listening through your mic. That's just how things go
sometimes on a Sunday morning.
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A certain TV program dedicated to entertainment and lifestyles that
appeared to have had been part of the main broadcast channel for WALA-TV
during the hour of 9:00 a.m. on the Monday of the first day of the
month of April for the calendar year 2019 ("Studio 10") appeared to have had this
conversation between some of its contributors (Joe Emer (host) and
Chelsey Sayasane (host)):
Joe Emer: Welcome in to Studio 10. I am Joe Emer.
Chelsey Sayasane: And I am Chelsey Sayasane: Happy Monday and happy April Fools' Day
Joe Emer: You got any jokes
Chelsey Sayasane: Nope,
Joe Emer: Ok.
Disembodied voice: Heh heh heh heh heh.
Chelsey Sayasane: I can't tell you.
Joe Emer: Oh you couldn't tell me if you did.
Chelsey Sayasane: Nope
Joe Emer: I don't think I have planned anything...on the show...or off. I think we're just chilling.
Chelsey Sayasane: Ok
Joe Emer: It's ok.
Chelsey Sayasane: Civil.
Joe Emer: Yeah.
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