News for Saturday, February 2nd, 2019

• A certain part of a certain World Wide Web site related to WKRG-TV that usually appeared to have had streams of news programs related to them before this Saturday in recent times appeared to have had a stream of a certain news program related to a certain provider of network programming for them ("The CBS Weekend News" for the Columbia Broadcasting System (CBS)) during the second half of its hour of 5:00 p.m. 

• A certain Facebook page named "WKRG Rose Ann Haven" appeared to have had a certain video with some text of "WKRG Rose Ann Haven was live. BREAKING News - 2 shot, flu cases, Ted Bundy’s link to the Gulf Coast and Super Bowl 53" related to its administration this Saturday (note: a certain Facebook page related to WKRG-TV appeared to have had a video and some text similar to the video and text mentioned earlier in this paragraph (with some text of "WKRG shared a live video" and WKRG Rose Ann Haven shares what to expect on News 5 at 10 p.m." this Saturday)). 

• A certain news program related to WPMI-TV that appeared to had been part of their main broadcast channel during the first half of the hour of 5:00 p.m. this Saturday ("NBC 15 News at 5 pm") appeared to have had one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Lance Crawford) saying, "Today is also Groundhog Day, it's the nation's unofficial weather forecast. This morning, Punxsutawney Phil did not see his shadow, meaning we're in for an early spring. Members of Phil's top-hat-wearing inner circle revealed the vote as forecast this morning at sunrise, but, spoiler alert here, Phil's prediction is actually decided ahead of time by the group".

• A certain Facebook page named "Skyline Family Dental" appeared to have had some text of "One of the smartest patients at Skyline Family Dental Care. Answer: Who is Karen Gieger?!!!! Karen will be a contestant on Jeopardy! Watch her compete on Friday, Feb. 1, 2019 at 6pm. on Fox 10. GO, KAREN!!!!" related to its administration this Saturday (note #1: text of "Fox 10" often appeared to had been used in referencing WALA-TV itself in years past (note #2: hyperlink to video of a certain TV program named "Jeopardy!" with certain voices being used to say phrases such as "Today's contestants are: an accountant and mom from Mobile, Alabama, Karen Gieger" and "Karen Gieger is an an accountant from Mobile, Alabama").

• A certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 7:00 a.m. this Saturday ("FOX 10 News at 7:00 a.m.") appeared to have had one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Asha Staples) saying, "Ok, so now it's getting a little ridiculous. Record low temperatures have part of the nation so cold at least one major city is encased in a sci-fi-esque frosty fog. Jeremy Roth has today's take a look at this" before appearing to have had a certain video involving digital graphics with texts of "TAKE A LOOK AT THIS"* and a certain disembodied voice being used to say, "The ridiculous cold in the mid-west has gotten so ridiculous, it's turned the metropolis of Chicago into a cloud city"* immediately afterwards (*note: the beginning of the video appeared to have such them).