News for Friday, November 1st, 2019

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WKRG-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 5:00 a.m. this Friday ("WKRG News 5 This Morning") appeared to have had involved one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Bill Riales) saying, "It's not really six degrees" within ten seconds of appearing to have had him speaking of a certain temperature being "six degrees"; and a certain one of its other contributors (a certain reporter for certain parts of it related to weather named John Nodar) screaming in an indistinguishable way immediately after appearing to have had him saying, "You're so nonchalant [about it]. You were not like" to the contributor mentioned earlier in this paragraph. 

• A certain part of a certain Facebook page related to WKRG-TV appeared to have had a certain video involving texts of "EVERY NEWSCAST TODAY" and "WE INVESTIGATE HAUNTED PLACES ALONG THE GULF COAST", "HAUNTED HISTORY", and "EVERY NEWSCAST DAY INTO NIGHT" near some text of "All day, in every newscast, we investigate haunted places along the Gulf Coast. Watch at 5, 6, 6:30 and 10:00 on WKRG News 5. Watch at 9:00 on the Gulf Coast CW. https://www.wkrg.com/haunted-history/ #hauntedhistory" related to its administration this Friday (note #1: "the Gulf Coast CW" was often said for videos related to WFNA-TV itself that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel and the one for WKRG-TV before this Friday earlier this calendar year and certain calendar years prior to this one (note #2: WKRG-TV and WFNA-TV appeared to have had been members of a certain holding company named the Nexstar Media Group before this Friday during those times.

• The main broadcast channel for WKRG-TV appeared to have had some videos with graphics similar to graphics in certain advertisements related to WBLX-FM and WDLT-FM and some disembodied voices being used to say phrases such as "four kay a day" while appearing to have had graphics resembling text of "4K A DAY" between this Friday and the Monday of the twenty-eighth day of the month of October for this calendar year (note #1: at least one of those videos had involved a disembodied voice being used to say phrases with the letters "B-L-X" being said together ("The big station, ninety-three BLX") (note #2: at least one of those videos had involved a disembodied voice being used to say phrases with the letters "W-D-L-T" being said together (such as, "One oh four one WDLT. Smooth hits from the eighties, nineties, and today" and, "We are the grown folks station on the gulf coast, one oh four one, WDLT") (note #3: WBLX-FM and WDLT-FM often appeared to have had been members of a certain holding company named Cumulus Media before that Monday earlier this calendar year and certain calendar years prior to this one))).

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the second half of the hour of 11:00 p.m. on the Wednesday of the thirtieth day of this October ("FOX 10 News") appeared to have had involved a certain video with digital graphics involving text of "FOX GUARDING THE HEN HOUSE" and some disembodied voices being used to say this group of phrases: "Busted. A Fairhope city worker in charge of inspecting construction sites, now accused of stealing from those construction sites"; one of its contributors (a certain presenter of news named Byron Day) saying this group of phrases: "Wow, tornadoes Friday, waterspouts and flooding today, downright cold tomorrow night. It's been quite an end to October, normally one of the nicest months of the year here on the gulf coast. Our Tyler Fingert is live on the weather deck tonight with a heh heh look at all this weather, and what's to come. Tyler, no coat yet"; and a certain other contributor (a certain reporter for certain parts of it related to news named Tyler Fingert) saying this group of phrases immediately after appearing to have had one mentioned before this one being said: "Yep, no coat yet, but I have mine ready for tomorrow as Byron, as uh Jason mentioned, you'll need yours, uh, but eh we expect a chilly change to come".