News for Thursday, November 7th, 2019

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the first and second halves of the hour of 11:00 p.m. on the Tuesday of the twenty-third day of the month of October for this calendar year appeared to have had some digital graphics involving texts of "BREAKING NEWS", "WORST POSSIBLE NEWS", and "KAMILLE 'CUPCAKE' MCKINNEY FOUND DEAD" and one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Byron Day) saying phrases such as, "Just the worst possible news"(note: certain parts of a certain World Wide Web site related to WALA-TV appeared to have had some videos similar to this part on the Wednesday of the twenty-fourth day of this October).

• Certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Tuesday of the fifth day of this November ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Byron Day) saying, "We got a bonus edition of caught in the act tonight. Investigators needing your help, finding five people connected to three crimes" and a certain video not involving the contributor (with some digital graphics appearing to resemble text of "COMING UP" below the video itself) involving disembodied voices similar to the ones it appeared to have had for the contributor while appearing to have had him speak being used to say, "One suspect, caught on camera, stealing a trailer load of lumber. You can help deputies crack this case and two more, in just, two minutes"

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Wednesday of the sixth day of this November ('FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had involved one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it news named Byron Day) saying, "Saraland's football team looked like they were down for the count last Friday, then their quarterback helped pulled off, a real miracle. Don't miss our Bri MacNaught with our player of the week", one of its other contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it news named Lenise Ligon) saying, "But first, move over black Friday, there is a new shopping holiday in town" immediately afterwards, and some disembodied voices similar to the ones it appeared to have had for the contributor saying the phrases mentioned second in this paragraph being used to say, "News for your wallet in my Daily Dot Com." while appearing to have had a certain video surrounded by digital graphics (including some appearing to resemble text of "COMING UP" below the video itself) immediately afterwards . 

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the first half of the hour of 10:00 p.m. on the Wednesday of the sixth day of this November ('FOX 10 News at 10:00 p.m.") appeared to have had one of its contributors (a certain reporter for certain parts of it related to news named Lee Peck), saying, "We haven't had that much fun, on a story m in a long time. Definitely some cool dudes. Byron and Lenise", one of its other contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Byron Day) saying, "All right, thanks very much, Lee, and definitely a cool principal as well" immediately afterwards, and another one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Lenise Ligon) saying, "Yeah" immediately afterwards immediately after appearing to have had a certain video with digital graphics involving texts of "NEW AT 10", " 'THE COOL DUDES' ", and ""PRINCIPAL'S SPECIAL CONNECTION WITH STUDENTS" (note: certain parts of certain World Wide Web site related to WALA-TV appeared to have had some videos similar to some of this part this Thursday).