Conversations in Broadcasting #87

A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 5:00 p.m. on the Wednesday of the twelfth day of the month of June for the calendar year 2019 ("FOX 10 News at 5:00 p.m.") appeared to have had this conversation between some of its contributors (Byron Day (presenter of news), Lenise Ligon (presenter of news), and Jason Smith (reporter of weather)):

Byron Day: Right now, Jason Smith--

Lenise Ligon: Heh heh heh,

Byron Day: Sorry, I had to swallow. Jason Smith's stepping in--

Jason Smith: Heh heh heh.

Byron Day: -- and the weather is certainly getting a little better.

Lenise Ligon: You've been having the uh--

Byron Day: No.

Lenise Ligon: No.

Jason Smith: Candy.

Byron Day:  I keep my gum over it -- no.

Byron Day: I don't, not during newscasts, ok.

Lenise Ligon: Heh heh heh. 

Byron Day: Nothing like Skittles.

Jason Smith: Yeah.

Byron Day: [wheezes] Ha ha ha, ha ha. 

Jason Smith: Let's get to the weather.

Byron Day: Please!

Jason Smith: All right, let's check it out right now. We have some upper-level cloudiness and some showers, out over the gulf as everyone's telling on everyone here on FOX 10 News this evening.

Disembodied voice: Ha ha ha. _______________________________________________________________________________

A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the first half of the hour of 10:00 p.m. on the Friday of the seventh day of the month of June for the calendar year 2019 ("FOX 10 News at 10:00 p.m.") appeared to have had these conversations between some of its contributors (Byron Day (presenter of news) and Lenise Ligon (presenter of news)):

Byron Day: [exhales] All right, look what we have here.

Lenise Ligon: Heh ha.

Byron Day: Heh, today is National Doughnut Day.

Lenise Ligon: This is yours.

Byron Day: Ah, thank you very much.

Lenise Ligon: And if you have a sweet tooth, well this contest might be for you.

[note #1: the program appeared to have had a video involving digital graphics with texts of " 'DONETTES'  EATING CONTEST" and "CHAMP TAKES DOWN 235 DONUTS IN SIX MINUTES" by this point]

Disembodied voice #1 (probably that of the contributor named Lenise Ligon): The second annual Hostess Donettes Eating Contest is taking place in Austin this afternoon.

Disembodied voice #2 (probably that of the contributed named Byron Day): Mmm, hold on a second. Donettes are those little mini doughnuts. Some have power on them, some have cinnamon, but, there was nothing mini about this guy's portion size.

Disembodied voice #1 (probably that of the contributor named Lenise Ligon): Apparently not.

Disembodied voice #2 (probably that of the contributed named Byron Day): Mmh mmh

Disembodied voice #1 (probably that of the contributor named Lenise Ligon): He's scarfed down -- it says Joffrey!

Disembodied voice #2 (probably that of the contributed named Byron Day): Yep, or Jeffrey.

Disembodied voice #1 (probably that of the contributor named Lenise Ligon): Yeah, ok, so two hundred thirty-five doughnuts in six minutes. Can you do it?

Disembodied voice #2 (probably that of the contributor named Byron Day): Ah, no, not even if my life depended on it.

[note #2: the program appeared to have had texts of "INTRU-'DEER' BREAKS IN" and "CAUSES MAYHEM IN TX HOME" by this point]

Disembodied voice #2 (probably that of the contributor named Byron Day): Well, ka ha ha, yeah we know. This isn't your usual break in.

Disembodied voice #1 (probably that of the contributor named Lenise Ligon): It's happening in Texas. The homeowner here hears the sound of a window breaking, immediately, hides and calls police.

Disembodied voice #2 (probably that of the contributed named Byron Day): Sure, and when officers got there, the intruder just ended up just being an in-tru-deer. And they say no one was hurt.

Disembodied voice #1 (probably that of the contributor named Lenise Ligon): Ba dum bum.

Disembodied voice #2 (probably that of the contributed named Byron Day): Ba da bum. Hmm hmm.
Byron Day: All right, guess what? It is Friday.

Lenise Ligon: It is.

Byron Day: Ah.

Lenise Ligon: And Jason's going to have another look, at the forecast, and your weekend. Stay close.

[note #3: the program appeared to have had faded to black by this point]