News for Saturday, May 11th, 2019

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Friday of the tenth day of this May ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had a certain video involving two digital graphics with texts of "YOUR TEXT HERE" at two different sizes.

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WKRG-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the second half of the hour of 6:00 p.m. on the Friday of the tenth day of this May ("WKRG News 5 at 6:30") appeared to have had a certain contributor of its content (a certain reporter for a certain part of it related to news Cherish Lombard) introducing a certain "son" of hers (named "Fox") at a certain "cook off".

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WKRG-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the first half of the hour of 10:00 p.m. on the Friday of the tenth day of this May ("WKRG News 5 at 10") appeared to have had a certain video involving a certain narrative involving phrases such as "And for these four goofballs, no matter much the competition heats up when they suit up with these college teams next year, these smiles are going to stay just the same" (note: a certain part of a certain World Wide Web site related to WKRG-TV appeared to have had a video similar to this part this Saturday). 

•  A certain part of a certain TV program dedicated to entertainment and lifestyles that appeared to have had been part of the main broadcast channel for WPMI-TV during the second half of the hour of 12:00 p.m. on the Friday of the tenth day of this May ("Gulf Coast Today") appeared to have had one of its contributors (a certain host for certain parts of it named Kelly Foster) saying, "We are going to play you right into Days of Our Lives as local singer/songwriter Corey...Rezner is, uh, going to perform. Hope you have a happy Friday and a happy Mother's Day, moms"(note: the main broadcast channel for WPMI-TV usually appeared to have had a certain TV program named "Days of Our Lives" during the hour of 1:00 p.m. on calendar days other than Saturday and Sunday earlier this calendar year and calendar years prior to this one).

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 5:00 p.m. on the Friday of the tenth day of this May appeared to have had ended with one of its contributors (a certain reporter for certain parts of it related to weather named Jason Smith) saying, "We're at ninety percent with the rain chances on mom's day, so, looking messy [that] day", one of its other contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Lenise Ligon) saying, "Most people are going to be inside anyway for brunch and church" immediately afterwards, another one of those contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Byron Day) saying, "Sure" immediately afterwards, the one mentioned second saying, " Just take an umbrella, some rain boots" immediately afterwards, and the one mentioned third saying, "See you tonight. See you tonight. Heh heh heh, ha ha ha" immediately afterwards.