News for Wednesday, June 12th, 2019

• A certain part of a certain video related to WKRG-TV appeared to have had a certain video involving a certain disembodied voice being used to say phrases such as "the Florida Department of Transportation held an open house, tonight, at the Studer Building Institute building, downtown on Garden Street, home to WKRG's Pensacola office" this Wednesday.

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 5:00 p.m. this Wednesday ("FOX 10 News at 5:00 p.m.") appeared to have had one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Lenise Ligon) saying, "A consumer alert: there have been a number of reports that people getting packages to their home addressed to them that they didn't order. It happened to FOX 10 News anchor Renee Dials" and a certain video with digital graphics involving texts of "RENEE DIALS" and "FORMER FOX 10 NEWS ANCHOR" "PACKAGES YOU DIDN'T ORDER" (and texts of "TONIGHT'S DAILY DOT COM ON FOX 10 NEWS AT 10PM" appearing in place of them) immediately afterwards (note: the program appeared to have had a disembodied voice similar to the one it appeared to have had for the contributor mentioned earlier being used to say this immediately afterwards: "So you might be hearing this and thinking, wow, that would be a great problem to have, but here's the reason why it's more troubling than it seems at first glance. It's information you need to know coming up on FOX 10 News at ten".

• A certain part of a certain Facebook page named "WKRG Alan Sealls" appeared to have had a certain video involving a certain being saying, "Here I am. In case you you were wondering. I know you haven't seen me on TV, in a while. Two reasons: the reason number one, vacation time, travel time, conferences, board meetings -- reason number though, is that I no longer work at WKRG" this Wednesday (note #1: some of the news programs related to WKRG-TV that had often appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel before this Wednesday earlier this calendar year and certain calendar years prior to this one often appeared to have had a certain reporter for certain parts of them related to weather named Alan Sealls (note #2: a certain part of a certain World Wide Web site related to WKRG-TV that had often appeared to have had a hyperlink involving text of "Alan Sealls" and hyperlinks involving texts of other names for other contributors of certain news programs related to them before this Wednesday earlier this calendar year appeared to have had been without a hyperlink involving text of "Alan Sealls" this Wednesday (note #3: a certain part of a news program related to WKRG-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the second half of the hour of 6:00 p.m. this Wednesday ("WKRG News 5 at 6:30") appeared to have had a certain voice being used to say, "And now, chief meteorologist Alan Sealls, with your first alert forecast" before appearing to have had a certain reporter for this part named Thomas Geboy discussing weather))).