News for Monday, December 23rd, 2019

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 10:00 p.m. on the Saturday of the twenty-first day of this December appeared to have had involved one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Michael Warrick) saying these phrases immediately after appearing to have had a certain video with digital graphics resembling texts of "FOX10" and "SURPRISE SQUAD": "She said I'm a grandma, I can go crazy, it's my right, ha ha my privilege. Love that." 

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Sunday of the twenty-second day of this December ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had involved one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Michael Warrick) saying these phrases immediately after appearing to have had to have had one of its other contributors (a certain reporter for certain parts of it related to weather named Matt Barrentine) some digital graphics related to weather: "Santa's going be able to, take off the coat when he flies in. Flying, with his ha ha undershirt on or something" 

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 8:00 a.m. on the Saturday of the twenty-first day of this December ("FOX 10 News at 8:00 a.m.") appeared to have had involved one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Asha Staples) saying, "Good morning and thanks for choosing FOX 10 News on this Saturday morning. I am Asha Staples, today is December twenty-first, we are just four, days, away, from Christmas if you forgot our ha ha Jennifer Lambers is here, meteorologist Jennifer Lambers for a look at our weekend forecast. It's going to be a wet one for those who need to do that last minute Christmas shopping, uh so pack the rain gear I guess.". 

• Certain parts of a certain World Wide Web site involving various texts of "YouTube" appeared to have had some videos involving mentionings of the letters "WKRG" near some texts of "WKRG's parent company, Nexstar Broadcasting, wants to celebrate remarkable women on the Gulf Coast by giving them a chance to meet another remarkable woman, Mel Robbins. Robbins is a motivational speaker, best selling author and talk show host. The Mel Robbins show airs weekdays on WKRG's sister station, The Gulf Coast CW." on the Sunday of the twenty-second day of this December (note: certain advertisements related to WFNA-TV often appeared to have had texts of "THE GULF COAST CW" before this Monday earlier this calendar year and certain calendar years prior to this one (note #2: WKRG-TV and WFNA-TV often appeared to have had been members of a certain holding company named the Nexstar Media Group before this Monday earlier this calendar year and certain calendar years prior to this one)).

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the first half of the hour of 10:00 p.m. on the Friday of the twentieth day of this December ("FOX 10 News at 10:00 p.m.") appeared to have had involved one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Byron Day) saying, "President Trump's calls for a space force, became the subject of a lot of jokes, but it's" before appearing to have had some disembodied voices similar to the voices it appeared to have had for the contributor while appearing to have had him appear to speak being used say, "The [or -- the] president who gets the last laugh. That's because the space force, is now the newest branch of the military. More on that story, in just one minute" immediately afterwards (note: the part appeared to have had a certain video surrounded by digital graphics (some of which appeared to have had resembled text of "COMING UP") while appearing to have had those disembodied voices).