Monday, September 2, 2019

News for Sunday, September 1st, 2019

  • A certain part of a certain Facebook page related to WALA-TV appeared to have had some text of "As you wake up this morning. Police say 10 teens were shot at Ladd Peebles Stadium. At last check, 5 of the victims are critical, but stable." related to its administration on the Saturday of the thirty-first day of the month of August for this calendar year. 
  • Certain parts of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 5:00 p.m. and 9:00 p.m. on the Friday of the thirtieth day of the month of August for this calendar year ("FOX 10 News at 5:00 p.m." for the hour mentioned first; "FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m." for the hour mentioned second) each appeared to have had a video involving a certain narrative involving certain parts of their names ("FOX 10") and the word "employees" immediately after those parts (transcript of some of the narrative: "That was Ella Heidelberg Wednesday, the day after a bullet graced her face, while sitting in her home, and this is the seventy-seven year old today. It took some gracious people to make Heidelberg smile, after what happened this week. After our story Wednesday, several people, uh reached out wanting to help. Some FOX 10 employees made a few phone calls and got the ball rolling" (note: certain parts of a certain World Wide Web site related to WALA-TV appeared to have had videos similar to the part of the program mentioned first on the Saturday of the thirty-first day of the month of August for this calendar year).
  • Certain parts of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Saturday of the thirty-first day of the month of August for this calendar year appeared to have had one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Michael Warrick) saying phrases such as, "Hi, everyone. Thanks for staying with us after the fight tonight. I am Michael Warrick. It's a big breaking news night. We begin with new information, on last night's shooting from Ladd-Peebles Stadium", "All right, sounds good, Matt*, touch base with you again", "Well continuing on a busy news night. Again, ten people shot at Ladd-Peebles Stadium twenty-four hours ago. We continue to track that developing story, with new information, next" and some disembodied voices similar to the ones it appeared to have had for the contributor being used to say say phrases such as, "Hmm, yeah, it could have been a whole lot worse" (with digital graphics involving texts of "SUV CRASHES INTO DAIRY QUEEN" and "OWNER SURVEYS︱SEMMES"), and, "President Trump, weighing in on governor Kay Ivey. You heard it there, calling her a high, quality woman" (with digital graphics involving texts of "NEW AT 9", "TRUMP ON IVEY: QUALITY WOMAN", "FOLLOWING "BLACKFACE" BACKLASH FROM 1967 SKIT") (*note: certain parts of the program appeared to have had involved a reporter for certain parts of it related to weather named "Matt" (Matt Barrentine to be precise)) .
  • Certain parts of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 5:00 p.m. on the Friday of the thirtieth day of the month of August for this calendar year ("FOX 10 News at 5:00 p.m.") appeared to have had one of its contributors (a certain reporter for certain parts of it related to news and sports named Hal Scheurich) dancing (note: one of those parts appeared to have had a certain other contributor (a certain presenter for certain parts of the program related to news named Lenise Ligon) saying, "Well, you know what that music means. It is week two of high school football. Our FOX 10 game of the week is in Daphne for a huge six-day region match between the Trojans and the Toros of Spanish Fort. Our hustling Hal Scheurich is at Jubilee Stadium where that game will take place. Hal it's Friday, so you know what I'm going to ask you", the contributor who appeared to have had done the dancing saying, "Should I start dancing now?" immediately afterwards, the other one saying, "Yes, ha, ha ha. Love it" immediately afterwards while appearing to have had him dancing (note #1: the one who appeared to have had been dancing also appeared to have had said, "Should I start dancing now, Lenise? immediately after the other one appeared to have had, "Yes" for this part (note #2: the other part appeared to have had a certain other contributor (a certain reporter for certain parts of it related to sports named Bri MacNaught) saying, "Our very own Hustling Hal is back in action. How you danced for Lenise earlier I'm going to need some dance move from you. Real quick, ready, go! Can you do it on command" immediately before appearing to have him dancing and her saying, "There we go! Love it, love it, love it!" while appearing to have had him doing so (note #3: the part mentioned second appeared to have had him saying, "All right, that's all you get" immediately after appearing to have had him dancing))).

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