News for Wednesday, September 4th, 2019

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WKRG-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the first half of the hour of 12:00 p.m. this Wednesday ("WKRG News 5 at Noon") appeared to have had one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Devon Walsh) saying, "He's big. He's six hundred pounds" between certain parts of a narrative. 

• A certain part of a certain World Wide Web site related to WKRG-TV appeared to have had a video similar to a certain part of a certain news program related to them that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the second half of the hour of 6:00 p.m. on the Monday of the second day of this September ("WKRG News 5 at 6:30") and some groups of texts such as "BayBears first ever home game remembered" and "WKRG broadcast the game live from Hank Aaron Stadium" this Wednesday. 

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Tuesday of the fourth day of this September appeared to have one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Lenise Ligon) saying, "Well you might think your politics, are, just a giant mess right now, but it could be worse. We'll dive into the chaos there, Brexit, after the break" before appearing to have had faded to black immediately afterwards.

• A certain part of a certain World Wide Web site related to WFNA-TV appeared to have had a certain video with some texts of "LIVE Remote this weekend at KEDPlasma in Pensacola and Mobile!", "Hey Gulf Coast - did you know that a single plasma donation could save the lives of as many as forty babies!?", "THIS WEEKEND join Tori Blackmon and The Gulf Coast CW crew as we broadcast live from KEDPLASMA USA on September 6th and KEDPLASMA USA in Mobile on September 7th. Everyone's celebrating #KEDPlasma Donor Appreciation Days!", and "The Gulf Coast CW is going to host a LIVE Remote broadcast from 11a to 2p. Plus Tori B. will be handing out prizes, show posters and Gulf Coast CW CWag. Come join the fun and see why it PAYS to donate! #GCCW #GulfCoastEvents #KEDPlasmaDonorAppreciationDays" related to its administration on the Tuesday of the third day of this September. 

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 5:00 p.m. on the Monday of the second day of this September ("FOX 10 News at 5:00 p.m.") appeared to have had a certain disembodied voice similar to the ones it appeared to have had while appearing to have had one of its contributors speaking (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Michael Warrick) being used to say, "Ha ha ha, Jason, that doesn't look anything like fall weather. Nothing like fall weather, but it's fall in other places for sure" immediately after appearing to have had one of its other contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to weather named Jason Smith) saying,  "In the meantime, we have, heat to deal with. It made it up into the mid nineties today. Got a little north breeze out there this afternoon. Our outlook, could set record highs, this week, and we're likely not to see any rain. Look at Wednesday at ninety-eight, some inland spots will hit a hundred this week. We get into the back half of the week and there may be a little relief with temperatures, a little drier air coming in as a weak front settles into the region, and with Dorian to our east, we have a big upper ridge building over our region that's going to keep us hot, and dry. It's September, but it will feel like, July or August this week with that heat wave building in. We'll keep rolling along with the forecast. I'll have another update on Dorian coming up on FOX 10 News at nine p-m. It may not move much, but we'll have an update on intensity on FOX 10 News later night. Michael".