News for Monday, September 23rd, 2019

• The broadcast frequency for WXQW-AM had audio of a certain voice being used to say, “For some reason Theodore Dawes Road is closed” between the thirtieth and the thirty-fifth minutes of the hour of 7:00 a.m. on the Friday of the twentieth day of this September (note: the frequency often had pieces of audio involving mentionings of a certain "First Light" during the first and second halves of that hour that day). 

• A certain part of a certain TV program dedicated to entertainment and lifestyles that appeared to have had been part of the main broadcast channel for WALA-TV on the Thursday of the nineteenth day of this September (“Studio 10”) appeared to have had one of its contributors (a certain reporter for certain parts of it related to weather named Michael White) saying, “We're on to your tricks. Bad Joe Emer” (note: one of the other contributors for the program (a certain host for certain parts of it) appeared to have had been one often called Joe Emer). 

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 6:00 a.m. on the Sunday of the twenty-second day of this September ("FOX 10 News at 6:00 a.m.) appeared to have had some disembodied voices being used to say, "And speaking of sweet things, there's ice cream in a cup, in a bowl or straight from the container, but, not a whole lot can beat the fun of eating ice cream from a cone, so hold on to your favorite ice cream by eating it in a cone today because it is, National Ice Cream Cone Day. It's not clear who exactly invented the ice cream cone, but French cook books mentioned little waffles rolled into cones as early as eighteen twenty five. In the U-S, cones began to become popular after the World's Fair in Saint Louis in nineteen o four. Later, an Oregon inventor got a patent for a machine to make them and sold his company to Nabisco, which, still makes cones today, so, become a cone head today and go looking for deals. Lots of ice cream shops and restaurants are offering deals today" while appearing to have had a certain video with digital graphics a "NATIONAL ICE CREAM CONE TODAY" and "CELEBRATE WITH A SWEET CONE" (note #1: the part appeared to have had one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Asha Staples) saying, "And if the ice cream is my favorite thing to eat in the world, I probably could eat it for breakfast, lunch, dinner, snacks in between, uh but, enjoy some ice cream, outside, get a little, [indistinguishable]" immediately afterwards (note #2: the disembodied voices were similar to the voices the part appeared to have had for the contributor)).