News for Monday, March 23rd, 2020

• The main broadcast channel for WKRG-TV appeared to have had a video related to them involving some disembodied voices being used to say phrases such as,"The First Alert Storm Team now has the most advance weather technology on the gulf coast" between appearing to have had certain parts of a certain news program related to them ("WKRG News 5 at Noon") during the first half of the hour of 12:00 p.m. this Monday. 

• The main broadcast channel for WKRG-TV appeared to have had programming related to a certain provider of network programming (the Columbia Broadcasting System (CBS)) all ready in progress during the second half of the hour of 5:00 p.m. on the Sunday of the twenty-second day of this March immediately after appearing to have had a video involving animated graphics and some disembodied voices being used to say, "We now [join our regularly scheduled program]" (note: the channel appeared to have had a news program related to WKRG-TV during the first and second halves of the hour). 

• A certain part of a certain Facebook page related to WSRE-TV appeared to have had some groups of text related to its administration such as some text of, "Starting tomorrow, WSRE will begin airing a 6am-6pm lineup of At-Home Learning educational programs to support teachers, students and families during school closures. Visit wsre.org for the companion web page where you will find an abundance of online resources, as well. Never stop learning!" this Monday (note: one of the hyperlinks for the part appeared to have had been capable of causing pointers for certain computers to make a graphic involving text similar to this group of text appear this Monday: "Sunday, March 22, 2020"). 

• Certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Saturday of the twenty-first day of this March ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had one of its contributors (a presenter of news named Michael Warrick), "And new scientific algorithm arrives to help with the national crisis. No, not the coronavirus, but one created out of its mass shopping. How" and some disembodied voices similar to the voices it appeared to have had for the contributor while appearing to have had the contributor appear to speak being used to say, "Much [or -- Much], Toilet Paper Dot Com, is definitely, on a roll, to help, wipe away, your fears. I'm so sorry. Heh heh heh. It's a calculation formula to tell you, how long your next stash will last. The Web site coming about by grocery stampedes at stores recently, especially when toilet paper was, cleaned out of shelves. Heh heh. Simply enter the amount of rolls by how many bathroom trips per day , and the Web site estimates how long you can, hold out. If you'd like some, real stats you can enter advance options on a number of, wipes per trip, sheets per wipe, sheets on a role, heh even the amount of days expected, in quarantine" immediately afterwards (while appearing to have had some digital graphics involving groups of text such as some text of, "BREAKING NEWS", some text of, "HOW LONG WILL IT LAST?", and some text of, "TOILET PAPER TRACKING WEBSITE LAUNCHES").. 

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Sunday of the twenty-second day of this March appeared to have had some disembodied voices being used to say, "Well with so many people staying home, to avoid coronavirus, the video game industry is booming. I think I've, contributed into that. Maybe bought, heh heh one of the c-e os a house by now. Well two new games recently released are all ready getting, a lot of buzz. First, the one you're looking at, this is Nintendo's, Animal Crossing New Horizons. It's all about building an ideal life on a remote island. Now we've heh heh taken a deskward turn there. This one you're looking at, is Doom Eternal, it lets you take out some anger on some demons, invading Earth. I think that's a good thing, I'm not sure. The Doom franchise dates back to nineteen ninety three and Animal Crossing, I remember that one, first debuted, in two thousand one" (note #1: the part appeared to have had some digital graphics involving groups of text such as some text of, "BREAKING NEWS", some text of, "NEW VIDEO GAMES RELEASED", and some text of, "ANIMAL CROSSING & DOOM AVAILABLE NOW" appear by this point), and one of its contributors (a presenter of news named Michael Warrick) saying, "Now don't go out and buy your games, in person. Hundreds of GameStop stores across the U-S temporler temporarily closed after some intense backlash" with voices similar to the disembodied ones mentioned first in this paragraph immediately afterwards, and some other voices similar to the ones mentioned first in this paragraph being used to say, "Some [or --some] stores stayed open even after orders, for non-essential retail, to close. The GameStop have argued, it is, essential, because it sells computer equipment to help people work from home but, some employees said such equipment, is only sold in select stores. Employees also accused the retailer of trying to profit off a spike in video game shopping during the pandemic. The GameStop now says they will shift to online sales, and curb-side pick-up orders only" (note #2: the part appeared to have had some digital graphics involving groups of text such as some text of, "BREAKING NEWS", some text of, "GAME OVER FOR GAMESTOP", and some text of, "STORES TEMPORARILY CLOSING DUE TO CORONAVIRUS" by this point (note #3: a certain part of the program separate from this one that appeared to have had been part of the channel prior to this one appeared to have had a presenter of news named Michael Warrick saying, "A lot of options, for people who are, staying home, to help stop the spread of, coronavirus. If you've been picking" and some disembodied voices similar to the voices it appeared to have had for the contributor while appearing to have had the contributor appear to speak being used to say, "Up [or --up] video games, a couple of new titles are out to heh heh enjoy. We'll introduce them to you, after the break. What a good time this is to share with you, our commitment, to your family" immediately afterwards (in between appearing to have had some animated graphics with parts resembling text of "COMING UP" and a video with digital graphics involving groups of text such as some text of, "COMING UP", and some text of, "NEW VIDEO GAMES AVAILABLE")).