News for Saturday, March 28th, 2020

• The main broadcast channel for WFNA-TV appeared to have programming involving mentionings of "Mister Smooth's Ball Room Express" during the first half of the hour of 2:00 a.m. on the Monday on the twenty-third day of this March.

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Friday of the twenty-seventh day of this March ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had audio of some sounds similar to sounds often used for yawning or groaning (while appearing to have had a video involving groups of text such as some text of, "COMMITTED TO" and some text of, "YOUR FAITH") before appearing to have had one of its contributors (a presenter named Shelby Myers) appear to speak. 

• The main broadcast channel for WPMI-TV often appeared to have had programming involving mentions of "MAWSS" during the first half of the hour of the hour of 6:00 a.m. this Saturday (update for Sunday, March 29th, 2020: a certain part of a certain World Wide Web site separate from this one (located at this address: https://www.tvguide.com/listings/) appeared to have had a guide to the programming of the main broadcast channel for WPMI-TV for this Saturday involving texts such as, "Mobile area water & sewage system" and "SATURDAY MAR 28TH, 6:00 AM ON WPMI-DT1 15.1, 30 MIN 2020" this Sunday). 

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Monday of the twenty-second day of this March ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had one of its contributors (a presenter of news named Lenise Ligon) saying, "With schools, daycares, and a lot of other places closed, you might consider a playdate like an easy answer to keep your children occupied. Uh-uh, not so fast. FOX 10 News Marella Porter explaining why that is not, such a great idea" before appearing to have had a piece of video appear with digital graphics involving texts groups of text such as, "BREAKING NEWS", "STOP HAVING PLAYDATES", and some text of, "PARENTS CONCERNED OVER SPREAD OF CORONAVIRUS").

• Certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Saturday of the twenty-first day of this March ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had some disembodied voices being used to say, "Well it's still the most wonderful time of the year, in, New Hampshire. Christmas lights, twenty-seven strands of them are back on Farmington, to help spread cheer during the pandemic. A Farmington preservation worker climbing a pole, flipping a switch, and turning hearts back, to enjoy this holiday time. The town banding together, deciding the tradition, needs a breath of renewal, to raise hopes", a video of a certain being saying, "The preservation, organization contacted me to see if they felt, that I felt that it would be a good ideer, for, to turn the Christmas lights on, given, the situation going on in this country with covid nineteen (or "COVID-19"), and I thought it was a fabulous idea, a wonderful idea, to try to bring smiles back to people's faces in a time, that none of us has ever experienced in our lifetime" (while appearing to have had certain digital graphics involving texts of either "BREAKING NEWS", "THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS", "BRINGING JOY DURING CORONAVIRUS OUTBREAK", or "BREAKING NEWS", "ARTHUR CAPELLO", and "FARMINGTOWN TOWN ADMINISTRATOR"), and some other disembodied voices being used to say, "Well Capello says the cost is very minimum. Roughly fifteen dollars a month in electricity. Yeah, go for it! Come on! The movement gaining steam on social media with people sharing photos, with the hashtag lights, for life" (while appearing to have had certain digital graphics involving texts of "BREAKING NEWS", "THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS", and "BRINGING JOY DURING CORONAVIRUS OUTBREAK") (note: the disembodied voices were similar to the ones this part appeared to have had for one of its contributors (usually a presenter of news named Michael Warrick) while appearing to have had the contributor appear to speak).