News for Thursday, April 2nd, 2020

• A certain part of a certain Facebook page related to a certain series of publications named Lagniappe often involving articles related to TV stations and radio stations related to southwest Alabama appeared to have had some profane language in a certain paragraph related to its administration this Thursday (specifically one involving a certain word often used in profane ways through other forms of communication). 

• The main broadcast channel for WKRG-TV appeared to have had parts of a TV program named "The CBS Evening News" at an certain part of an hour (the first half of an hour of 4:00 a.m.) in which it often appeared to have had parts of a program named "The CBS Morning News" (usually during its first twenty-five minutes) and part of a program named "WKRG News 5 This Morning" (usually during its last five minutes) on calendar days other than Saturday and Sunday prior to the one for this day of April for this calendar year earlier in the year and the one immediately before this one (2019).  

• Certain parts of a certain TV program dedicated to entertainment and lifestyles that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the second half of the hour of 12:00 p.m. on the Wednesday of the first day of this April ("Gulf Coast Today") appeared to have had one of its contributors (a host for some of that content named Amanda Booz) saying, "Good afternoon, everyone, and welcome to Gulf Coast Today. I'm your host, Amanda Booz. Thank you so much, for joining us here, on April first. Today is the start of a brand new month, and you know I always like to say, new month, new opportunities, but one thing I do want to note, and with today being April first, I'm an April baby, but we all know, what April first signifies, and that is April Fools Day, but let me say, today, we are going to cancel April Fools Day today is going to be March thirty-second for me at least. I don't think we should be joking around today. We have a lot going on around the world today, but we can spread cheer, and also spread some positivity. That is a good thing you can do", and, "Thank you guys so much for joining us today. Happy April first, everyone, it's a new month, do something good, go outside, get some sun and I hope you guys have a great day. Thank you so much for watching us, right here, on Gulf Coast Today. Bye everyone".  

• Certain parts of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Tuesday of the thirty-first of the month of March for this calendar year ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had involved some disembodied voices used to say phrases such as, "And take a look this, this same weather system, spawning this huge water spout, over Mobile Bay. FOX 10 News viewer Melinda Lee taking this video for us. Wow!" (while appearing to have had some digital graphics involving groups of text similar to these group of text: "BREAKING NEWS", "SEVERE WEATHER ROLLS THROUGH", and "DOWNED TREES"; and a group of (nine) monitors each displaying part of a certain video) and certain voices either disembodied or not disembodied being used to say phrases with parts such as, "My hometown" (for one of the disembodied voices), and, "My step brother" (for one of the voices this part appeared to have had for one of its contributors (a reporter of news named Lee Peck) while appearing to have had the contributor appear to speak) (while appearing to have had some digital graphics involving groups of text similar to these groups of text: "BREAKING NEWS", "LIT UP FOR HOSPITAL WORKERS", and "PEOPLE PRAY & SUPPORT THOMAS HOSPITAL") (note #1: certain parts of a certain World Wide Web site related to WALA-TV appeared to have had videos similar to the part mentioned second in this paragraph on the Wednesday of the first day of this April (note #2: the disembodied voices in the part of the program mentioned first in this paragraph were similar to the ones it appeared to have had for a contributor of some of its content named Byron Day while appearing to have had such a contributor appear to speak)). 

• A certain part of a certain Facebook page related to WKRG-TV appeared to have had a certain video related to them (involving some mentioning of a certain name (or a certain form of branding) for certain news programs related to them that appeared to have had been part of their programming before this Thursday earlier this calendar year and certain calendar years prior to this one ("WKRG News 5") and some groups of text such as some text of, "Join WKRG John Nodar and Bill E S in Fairhope this Thursday at noon and see what dish they are cooking up!", some text of, "Bill-E's in Fairhope known on Facebook as Old 27 Grill is offering carry out to the local community during this time. Check out their menu today!", and some text of, "Cooking with John is brought to you by Buffalo Rock Company" this Thursday. (update for Thursday, April 2nd, 2020: a certain part of a certain World Wide Web site related to WKRG-TV appeared to have had a video similar to a certain part of a certain news program related to WKRG-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the first half of the hour of 12:00 p.m. for this Thursday ("WKRG News 5 at Noon") and some groups of text similar to these groups of text: "Cooking with John" and "Holy Cow Burger from BILL-E’s" (note: a certain part of the Facebook page mentioned earlier in this paragraph appeared to have had a hyperlink to the part of the site mentioned earlier in this update and some groups of text separate from the hyperlink such as, "In case you missed it, WKRG John Nodar and Bill E S in Fairhope were cooking it up today at noon!", "Bill-E's in Fairhope known on Facebook as Old 27 Grill is offering carry out to the local community during this time. Check out their menu and find the Holy Cow Burger recipe in the link below.", "Cooking with John is brought to you by Buffalo Rock Company", and, "*Please note gloves were not worn in the taping of this video because it was for demonstration purposes only." this Thursday).