News for Friday, May 8th, 2020

• A certain part of a certain World Wide Web site involving various texts of "YouTube" appeared to have had a video and some groups of text such as some text of, "WALA Fox 10 Tour", and some text of, "WALA Fox 10 Tour March 30 2002" this Friday (update for Saturday, May 9th, 2020: the page appeared to have had some text of, "May 8, 2020" in addition to texts like the ones mentioned earlier in this paragraph this Saturday). 

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Wednesday of the sixth day of this May ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had some of its contributors saying phrases such as, "One interesting idea though that I've just read about, llamas, Brendan" (for one named Byron Day), "By the way, Byron. Winter the Llama, I'm happy to report, is alive and well" (for one named Brendan Kirby), "Haha huh, you've just answered the question I had. Brendan, thanks so much, and thanks again, for all the great information" 

• A certain part of a certain TV program dedicated to entertainment and lifestyles that appeared to have had been part of the main broadcast channel for WALA-TV during the hour of 9:00 a.m. this Friday ("Studio 10") appeared to have had one of its contributors (a host of some of its content named Chelsey Sayasane) saying phrases such as, "Yes, it's Jennifer's first time co-hosting Studio 10. So we're so excited you're here. We've got our pink on, so it's a ladies, edition" immediately after appearing to have had the same contributor saying, "Happy Friday, y'all. We made it to the weekend. Thanks for joining us here on Studio 10. I'm Chelsey Sayasane" and one of its other contributors (a host of some of its content named Jennifer Lambers) saying, "I'm Jennifer Lambers" immediately afterwards. 

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the first half of the hour of 10:00 p.m. on the Tuesday of the fifth day of this May ("FOX 10 News at 10:00 p.m.) appeared to have had one of its contributors (a presenter of news named Lenise Ligon) saying phrases such as these: "All right, Lee, and our thoughts and our prayers with his family tonight" (note: the part appeared to have had a contributor named "Lee" (or Lee Peck) immediately before then (note: certain parts of a certain World Wide Web site related to WALA-TV each appeared to have had a video similar to what the program appeared to have had immediately after appearing to have had the contributor named Lenise Ligon saying the phrases mentioned earlier in this paragraph on the Wednesday of the sixth day of this May), 

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the first half of the hour of 10:00 p.m. on the Wednesday of the sixth day of this May ("FOX 10 News at 10:00 p.m.") appeared to have had one of its contributors (a presenter of news named Byron Day), "Well we won't have to worry about murder hornets here in Alabama, at least for now" and some disembodied voices similar to the voices it appeared to have had for the contributor while appearing to have had the contributor appear to speak being used to say, "The Alabama Cooperative Extension System says there have not been any Asian giant hornets, detected in the state. These invasive insects were detected in Washington state back in December, but, no evidence that they've spread beyond there. Now some bugs that we see around here do look a little similar like the European hornet, and the cicada, killer watt. Sounds like a bad B [or bee] movie, doesn't it?" immediately afterwards (note: the part appeared to have had some digital graphics involving groups of text such as some text of, "NO 'MURDER HORNETS' IN AL", and some text of, "UNLIKELY TO HAVE SPREAD OUTSIDE PACIFIC NW" while appearing to have had the disembodied voices mentioned earlier in this paragraph). 

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Sunday of the third day of this May appeared to have had one of its contributors (a presenter of news named Michael Warrick) saying, "Now here's a story, you don't hear every day, a Mobile man, arrested in Florida, trying to quarantine, on a private island. Now here's a picture", some disembodied voices similar to the voices it appeared to have had for this contributor while appearing to have had the contributor appear to speak being used to say, "Of [or -- of] forty-two-year-old Richard McGuire. Investigators say he was hiding out this is not just any private island folks. Investigators say he was hiding out on Disney's, Discovery Island for days, and had planned on camping there for a week. McGuire told deputies, he didn't know it was, it was a restricted area despite they're being several, no trespassing signs. He was charged with trespassing, and taken to jail, without incident" immediately afterwards (note: the part appeared to have some digital graphics involving certain groups of text such as some text of, "BREAKING NEWS", some text of, "QUARANTINE ON DISNEY ISLAND", and some text of, "MOBILE MAN ARRESTED FOR TRESPASSING" while appearing to have had the disembodied voices mentioned earlier in this paragraph).