News for Monday, May 25th, 2020

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WPMI-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the first half of the hour of 10:00 p.m. on the Saturday of the twenty-third day of this May ("NBC 15 News at 10") appeared to have had began with some disembodied voices being used to say, "This, is NBC 15 News [between appearing to have had some animated graphics with parts resembling text of, 'NBC', text of, '15', and text of, 'NEWS'], winner of best newscast from the Alabama Broadcasters Association [between appearing to have had a video involving a certain physical object and certain groups of text* [*text of, "Winner" appearing above some text of, "Best Newscast" appearing above some text of, "Alabama Broadcasters Association" in this order]]".    

• Certain parts of certain news programs related to WPMI-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the first halves of the hours of 5:00 p.m. and 10:00 p.m. on the Sunday of the twenty-fourth day of this May ("NBC 15 News at 5" for the part of the hour mentioned first; "NBC 15 News at 10" for the part of the hour mentioned second) often appeared to have had one of their contributors (usually one named Kelly Foster) appear to be both a presenter of news and a reporter of weather for them (note: there had often appeared to have had been parts of news programs related to WPMI-TV by those names that appeared to have had been on a main broadcast channel of theirs at those periods of time on calendar days other than Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday prior to the one for this day of May earlier this calendar year and certain calendar years prior to this one in which they often appeared to have had different beings appear to present details related to news and details related to weather). 

• Certain parts of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Saturday of the ninth day of this May ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had some disembodied voices being used to say phrases such as, "My word, looks like they're not holding back! [while appearing to have had some static images and certain digital graphics involving groups of text such as some text of, 'OWA'S NEWEST EXPANSION', and some text of, 'WATERPARK, TV PARK, & HOTEL ON THE WAY NEXT YEAR') and, "It goes to show you how massive that fire was", "Good to see that's a little bit contained, tonight [while appearing to have had a video and some digital graphics involving groups of text such as some text of, 'BREAKING NEWS', some text of, 'PANDLE FIRES STILL RAGING', and some text of, 'RAIN BRINGS SOME RELIEF/NOW 65% CONTAINED') (note: the voices were similar to some of the ones other parts of the program appeared to have had for one of their contributors (usually a presenter of news named Michael Warrick) while appearing to have had the contributor appear to speak). 

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Wednesday of the fifteenth day of the month of April for this calendar year ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had involved having one of its contributors (a reporter of news named Brendan Kirby) saying, "Yeah, well, this is something that people have been waiting for, Byron*", some disembodied voices similar to the voices it appeared to have had for the contributor while appearing to have had the contributor appear to speak being used to say, "The Web site is I-R-S dot com, back-slash coronavirus, back-slash coronavirus, back slash get my payment. If you click on the blue box, you'll be able to enter your name, social security number and address, and from that, you'll be able to get information about the the status of your stimulus payment, and how much you'll be paid, if the bank account number, if the I-R-S has it, or, the, the whether you'll get it by check, but be warned, though, lots and lots of people are trying to logon onto this site, and it's been real slow. I had to also try several times today before I can check my own [while appearing to have had a video not involving the contributor and some digital graphics involving groups of text such as some text of, 'BREAKING NEWS', some text of, 'GETTING THE FACTS', and some text of, 'IRS WEBSITE OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED TODAY']" immediately afterwards, and the contributor saying, "Stimulus [or -- stimulus] payment [while still appearing to have had the digital graphics mentioned earlier in this paragraph]" immediately afterwards (*note: the program appeared to have had a contributor of some of its consent named Byron Day (a presenter) appear prior to this part).