News for Wednesday, May 13th, 2020

• A certain part of a certain TV program dedicated to entertainment and lifestyles that appeared to have had been part of the main broadcast channel for WALA-TV during the hour of 9:00 a.m. this Wednesday ("Studio 10") appeared to had involved some phrases involving certain parts (often spelled "pissed" and "hell a of") similar to certain phrases involving parts like them often used as forms of vulgarity or profanity (specifically these phrases: "If you were in his way he gets pissed" and "That's a hell of a combination") (note: certain parts of a certain World Wide Web site related to WALA-TV each appeared to have had a video similar to this part this Wednesday). 

• A certain part of a certain TV program dedicated to entertainment and lifestyles that appeared to have had been part of the main broadcast channel for WALA-TV during the hour of 9:00 a.m. on the Friday of the eighth day of this May ("Studio 10") appeared to have had some disembodied voices being used to say phrases such as, "Then comes tonight, here comes the puddle ducky, rain and storms likely" while appearing to have had an animated figure and some digital graphics with groups of text such as some text of, "TONIGHT", some text of, "MOBILE", some text of, "51", some text of, "Wind: N  10-20mph", some text of, "Rain/Storms", some text of, "Likely", and some text of, "STORMtracker" (note: the voices were similar to certain voices other parts of the program appeared to have had for one of their contributors (usually while appearing to have a reporter of named Michael White) while appearing to have had the contributor appear to speak).

• Certain parts of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Tuesday of the twelfth day of this May ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had one of their contributors (a presenter of news named Byron Day) saying phrases such as, "Well churches, will be opening their doors again, for worshippers, but it won't be the same since the last time you were there. We will tell you about that", and the same contributor saying, "Well are you enjoying the work-from-home life. Well if you are, you might want to work for Twitter. That's because the" (note: the part involving the phrases mentioned second in this paragraph appeared to have had some disembodied voices similar to the voices it appeared to have had for the contributor while appearing to have had the contributor appear to speak being used to say, "Social media giant says it's letting some of its staff, continue working from home, quote, forever, if they want, that's as ha ha long as their role in their situation enables them to work remotely. Twitter has said experience these past few months has shown it can work in their environment. The social media company doesn't expect to open all of its offices, before September" immediately afterwards while appearing to have a video not involving the contributor appear with digital graphics involving groups of text such as some text of, "WORK FROM HOME FOREVER", and some text of, "TWITTER LETTING EMPLOYEES STAY REMOTE".

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Saturday of the fourth day of this April ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had one of its contributors (a reporter of weather named Matt Barrentine) saying, "Yeah, that was from my hometown. The, uh, alligator distancing" after appearing to have had some disembodied voices unlike the voices it appeared to have had for that contributor while appearing to have had the contributor appear to speak being used to say certain phrases such as, "Well are you having trouble, envisioning six feet of social distance. Imagine an alligator, that's the message Leon County Florida, is sending to help people visualize the space you need between other people, to help slow the spread of covid nineteen [or COVID-19]. Other ways, to remember the length for social distancing, includes a sofa, two golden retrievers, or a car. Doctors say, the virus [while appearing to have had a certain piece of video and some digital graphics involving groups of texts similar to these: 'BREAKING NEWS', 'HOW TO SOCIAL DISTANCE', and 'KEEP AN ALLIGATOR BETWEEN YOU AND OTHERS']", and a certain other contributor of some of its content (a presenter of news named Michael Warrick) saying, "Mainly [or -- mainly] by respiratory droplets, and keeping six feet of distance between you and other people, can help reduce the chances, of you picking anything up" (while appearing to have had the same graphics mentioned earlier in this paragraph) with voices similar to the disembodied ones mentioned earlier in this paragraph immediately afterwards. 

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the first half of the hour of 10:00 p.m. on the Tuesday of the twelfth day of this May ("FOX 10 News at 10:00 p.m.") appeared to have had one of its contributors (a presenter of news named Byron Day) saying, "You know all during the month of May, FOX 10 News is taking the time to salute, our seniors on doing, such a great job especially under such trying times. Our Shelby Myers, has, a few of those picked out for us, rurr-ight now. Shelby is live from the house tonight. Hi Shelby", one of its other contributors (a presenter named Shelby Myers) saying, saying, "Uh hey Byron. Yeah, we have some awesome seniors to show off just as we do throughout all our newscasts. So let's take a look at them" immediately afterwards, some disembodied voices similar to the voices it appeared to have had for the contributor mentioned second in this paragraph while appearing to have had that very contributor appear to speak being used to say, "Right [or -- right] now. First of all we want to say congratulations to, Shawn Simmons. Shawn will be your graduate of, Saraland High School. Way to go, Shawn. And then we have [while appearing to have had some digital graphics involving groups of texts such as some text of, 'SALUTING OUR SENIORS', some text of, 'SHAWN', some text of, 'SIMMONS', and some text of, 'SARALAND HIGH SCHOOL'] Aleria Smith. Aleria graduates from, T R Miller High School. Congrats to you. Last but not least [while appearing to have had some digital graphics involving texts of 'SALUTING OUR SENIORS', some text of, 'ALERIA SMITH'], and, "We [or -- we] want to say congratulations to, Shelby Spence. Shelby, who graduate from South Baldwin Christian Academy and might I add, that is an awesome name, Shelby" [while appearing to have had digital graphics involving groups of text such as some text of, 'SALUTING OUR SENIORS', some text of, 'SHELBY', some text of, 'SPENCE', and some text of, 'SOUTH BALDWIN CHRISTIAN ACADEMY'] immediately afterwards, and the contributor mentioned second in this paragraph saying, "Hm hm" immediately afterwards (note: certain parts of a certain World Wide Web site related to WALA-TV each appeared to have had a video similar to this part (near some texts of "Saluting Our Seniors: Shawn Simmons, Aleria Smith, Shelby Spence") this Wednesday.