Commentary: Certain pronunciations in certain TV programming

I had often wondered whether certain pronunciations in certain TV programming in southwest Alabama from before the time in which this commentary was originally posted here were intentional or not (for example, a certain part of a certain news program related to WKRG-TV that appeared to have had been part of a certain broadcast channel of theirs (a main one) during the hour of 5:00 a.m. on the Saturday of the twenty-seventh day of this June had what I had found to had been a certain word similar to a certain word often spelled "toilet" being said (by a certain contributor for this part (a presenter)) in a way that make it vulnerable to being spelled "torlet" whereas a certain part of a certain other news program related to them that appeared to have had been part of a certain broadcast channel of theirs (a main one) during the first half of the hour of 10:00 p.m. later that day had what I had found to had been a certain word similar to a certain word often spelled "women's" being said (by a certain contributor for this part (a presenter)) in a way that could make vulnerable to being spelled "wellman's" (note #1: the part of the program I had mentioned second among the examples appeared to have had the contributor for that part saying certain words in certain ways that could make them vulnerable to being spelled "and children's" immediately after the one that could be spelled "wellman's" (note #2: certain parts of certain other news programming related to WKRG-TV from before the Saturday I had mentioned earlier in this commentary (specifically certain parts of such programming that appeared to have had been part of a main broadcast channel of theirs earlier this calendar year and certain calendar years prior to this one) often had some mentionings of phrases with parts that could be spelled "U-S-A women's and children's hospital" and "U-S-A children's and women's hospital" (note #3: I had believed the parts that could be spelled "U-S-A women's and children's hospital" were incorrect references to a certain place or entity whereas the ones that could be spelled "U-S-A children's and women's hospital" were correct references to the same place or entity)))).