News for Sunday, October 27th, 2019

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 7:00 a.m. this Sunday ("FOX 10 News at 7:00 a.m.") appeared to have had one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Asha Staples) saying phrases such as, "And another frightening perspective of these tornadoes comes from our FOX 10 drone flying above the areas where those two tornadoes moved so violently and so quick" and a certain video with digital graphics involving texts of "TORNADO OUTBREAK" and "FOX10 DRONE SHOWS SHOCKING DAY AFTER DAMAGE". 

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the second half of the hour of 11:00 p.m. on the Saturday of the twenty-sixth day of this October (specifically between the twenty-sixth and forty-first minutes of its hour of 11:00 p.m.) appeared to have had involved some disembodied voices being used to say, "Before we get out of here, how about this one, the University of South Alabama's ceramics and glass programs teaming up today, to make bowls to help the homeless. Today's event appropriately named, Bowl-a-Thon, it's simple. It encourages people from across the gulf coast to attend live demonstrations and even, make their own items to donate. A lot of different folks coming out to see that one. Always good to see" while appearing to have had a certain video that appeared to have had some digital graphics texts of "NEW TONIGHT", " 'BOWL-A-THON' ",  and "UNIVERSITY OF SOUTH ALABAMA" materialize at a certain point (note: the voice was similar to voices the part appeared to have had while appearing to have had a certain contributor of some of its content (a certain presenter of news named Michael Warrick) speak).

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WPMI-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the first half of the hour of 10:00 p.m. on the Saturday of the twenty-sixth day of this October ("NBC 15 News at 10") appeared to have had a certain disembodied voice being used to say, "America This Week with Eric Bolling will also air tonight on--ah da, uh, at ten thirty-five on our sister station, WEAR" immediately after appearing to have had a similar one being used to say, "See the entire interview with President Trump on America This Week with Eric Bolling right now on NBC fifteen dot com" while appearing to have had some digital graphics involving texts of "10:35 PM SATURDAY ON WEAR-TV", "AMERICA THIS WEEK", and "WITH ERIC BOLLING" (note #1: WPMI-TV and WEAR-TV often appeared to have had been members of a certain holding company named the Sinclair Broadcast Group before this day earlier this calendar year and certain calendar years prior to this one (note #2: a certain World Wide Web site unrelated to WPMI-TV appeared to have had an address involving language often pronounced "NBC fifteen dot com" ("nbc15.com" (note #3: the voices were similar to the ones the part appeared to have had while appearing to have had a certain contributor for some of its content (a presenter of news) speak))).

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the second half of the hour of 11:00 p.m. on the Friday of the twenty-fifth day of this October appeared to have had involved some disembodied voices being used to say, "It's not hard to actually feel the power of the tornado's blast, when you see video like this. In seconds, flying debris, like shrapnel, ripping into houses, slicing them open, but, before that it can, it's the ominous dark clouds that move over land, slowly beginning to circulate, dropping lower and lower, until the signature funnel appears. FOX 10 News prides itself on chasing the storm, but sometimes, the storm chases us. This is footage taken from our storm tracker truck, near Semmes, as the twisters swept by. Fortunately, our Lee Peck and photography Daeshan Smith, took shelter, in a nearby gas station, but as the storm quickly moved north, it spawned this monster, and as it bore down on the near-by town Axis, everyone watching, holding their collective breath, but it never got any closer" while appearing to have had a certain video with digital graphics involving texts of "BREAKING NEWS", "IN THE MIDST OF THE OUTBREAK", "MOBILE CO. RESIDENTS RECORD TORNADOES/DAMAGE" (after appearing to have had one of its contributors (a certain presenter of news named Byron Day) saying, "Well you've seen the damage, and you've heard from survivors, just grateful to be alive. Now, we're able to show you, through viewer videos that we've gathered, the terrifying seconds that those people lived through, just to be able to share their stories" with voices similar to the disembodied ones mentioned here).