News for Wednesday, October 9th, 2019

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the first half of the hour of 10:00 p.m. on the Monday of the seventh day of this October ("FOX 10 News at 10:00 p.m.") appeared to have had one of its contributors (a certain reporter for certain parts of it related to sports named Bri MacNaught) saying, "Once this weather finally cools off, cough cough Jason, I uh, think it will really be the perfect time of the year. For FOX 10 Sports, I'm Bri MacNaught" (note: one of the other contributors for the program (a certain reporter for certain parts of it related to weather) appeared to have had been a certain being named "Jason" (or "Jason Smith" to be precise)). 

• A certain TV program dedicated to entertainment and lifestyles that appeared to have had been part of the main broadcast channel for WALA-TV during the hour of 9:00 a.m. on the Tuesday of the eighth day of this October ("Studio 10") appeared to have had involved one of its contributors (a certain host for certain parts of it named Joe Emer) saying phrases involving a certain name for WALA-TV itself ("FOX 10") and the words "shred" and "event" in that order (such as, "[Welcome back]. FOX 10 wants to help protect you protect your identity from thieves. We're hosting another shred event coming up this month. Navigator Credit Union is one of our sponsors and Krystle Brown is here to tell us, more about identity theft and, what to shred and what not to shred and all that sort of good stuff") (note: certain parts of a certain World Wide Web site related to WALA-TV appeared to have had videos similar to this part that day).

• A certain video on a certain site separate from this one (involving texts such as "YouTube")) appeared to have had parts of a certain news program related to WALA-TV from certain calendar years prior to this one ("FOX 10 Action News") with some mentionings of certain names for certain TV programs that appeared to have had been part of their programming during at least one of those years ("Good Day Gulf Coast", "Oprah" (or "The Oprah Winfrey Show" to be precise), and "Mama's Family" (note #1: the one named "Good Day Gulf Coast" appeared to have had been a certain program related to WALA-TV itself during at least one of those years (note #2: the main broadcast channel for WALA-TV often appeared to have had a different program named "Gulf Coast Gulf Coast" at certain periods of time (usually hours of 7:00 a.m. and 8:00 a.m.) on calendar days other than Saturday and Sunday before the one for this day of October for this calendar year earlier in the year that also appeared to have had been a program related to them (note #3: part of the video appeared to have had involved a part of the program named "Mama's Family"))). 

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the first half of the hour of 10:00 p.m. on the Monday of the seventh day of this October ("FOX 10 News at 10:00 p.m.") suddenly started appearing to have had a certain video involving a certain presenter (named Byron Day) for certain parts of it related to news (staring at a certain object in a certain hand of his, covering his mouth with a different hand, facing the camera that had captured him for this part, removing the hand that appeared to have had been covering his mouth, smiling, waving toward the camera with one of the hands, and smiling again) while appearing to have had a certain reporter for a certain part of it related to weather (named Jason Smith) speaking (transcript of some of what the part appeared to have the reporter named Jason Smith saying, "If you go in a little bit wider just to show you--* Wha--well, we don't, um, there you go, all right, here we go, let's get back to Byron is checking on some breaking news, right now.** Let's see what's going on right here right now, as we look off shore you can see some showers here, south of--of Panama City, and uh rain out over the Gulf of Mexico, but not much in Mobile or, in Baldwin County") (*note #1: the program appeared to have had the presenter doing the kinds of acts attributed to him earlier in this paragraph by the time in which it appeared to have had the reporter saying, "What--" for this part (**note #2: the program appeared to have the reporter again by the time in which it appeared to have had him saying, "Let's" for this part (note #3: the program appeared to have had the presenter saying this immediately after appearing to have the reporter for this part: "All right, Jason. I'm ready now"))).