News for Thursday, October 17th, 2019

• A certain part of a certain Facebook page located at the address near the end of this paragraph appeared to have had a certain video involving some mentioning of a certain name for certain news programs related to WKRG-TV from certain calendar years prior to this one ("NewsCenter 5") near some texts of "WKRG TV-5 w/Clay Loney 5/2/1987", "WKRG TV-5 CBS Mobile, Al., 2 May 1987", and "Interview with Clay Loney when I was home that weekend. They call me Ball Point...the artist of the highway...toodle loo!" related to its administration this Thursday: https://www.facebook.com/randywheelerstudio/videos/309225882746548/

• The main broadcast channel for WALA-TV appeared to have had a video involving a certain being saying, "I'm local attorney David J Maloney. Here's what's coming up tonight on FOX 10" during the last three minutes of the first half of the hour of 6:00 p.m. this Thursday (after appearing to have had parts of a certain program named "Jeopardy!" during its first twenty-seven minutes (note #1: the main broadcast channel for WALA-TV and those of other TV stations in southwest Alabama often appeared to have had advertisements involving mentionings of "David J Maloney" before this Thursday earlier this calendar year and certain calendar years prior to this one (note #2: each of the advertisements appeared to have had text of a certain name for a certain law firm ("MALONEY-LYONS, LLC"))).

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Friday of the eleventh day of this October ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had involved one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Lenise Ligon) saying, "Well FOX 10 News is committed to protecting your privacy. We're holding a free shred event. The federal trade commission, by the way, estimating, that, as many as nine million Americans, can have their identity stolen every year. In fact, any one with a social security number is vulnerable, to identity theft. The good news, there's things you can do. Krystle Brown, with Navigator Credit Union explains*" (*note #1: the part appeared to have had a certain video with digital graphics involving texts such as "FREE FOX10 SHRED EVENT" and "NEXT SATURDAY AT 8AM" appear before this point), a certain video not involving the contributor involving a certain other being saying, "One of the major things you can do to reduce your risk is shredding important documents. Shred things that-that reference your identity, and uh the identity of your children or any other people in your household" immediately afterwards (with digital graphics and texts similar to the ones mentioned earlier), and a certain disembodied voice similar to the kind it appeared to have had for the contributor being used to say, "You can bring documents to be shredded, uh Saturday October nineteenth right outside of our studios here on Satchel Paige starting at eight a-m. Each household is limited to two boxes or bags with a fifty pound limit for personal documents only. That means no businesses allowed. Uh be sure to come on by and take advantage of this free event so you can protect your identity" while appearing to have had some digital graphics involving texts of "FOX10 SHRED EVENT", "Next Saturday", "8am", "FOX10 Studio", "Household items only", "50lb Limit", and "No businesses" immediately afterwards (note: a certain part of a  certain World Wide Web site unrelated to WALA-TV involving groups of text such as "FOX10 News - WALA" and "Join us at Fox10 News for a community shred event Saturday, Oct. 19. It will be outside the Fox10 Studio located at 1501 Satchel Paige Drive, Mobile, Ala." appeared to have had a video with digital graphics involving texts similar to them on the Monday of the fourteenth day of this October) (update for Friday, October 18th, 2019: a certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the first and second halves of the hour of 10:00 p.m. for this Thursday appeared to have had one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Lenise Ligon) saying, "And because of that tropical system, the FOX 10 Shred Event has been postponed. Instead of this Saturday, the event has been rescheduled for November second. Same rules apply though. Each household allowed two boxes or bags with a fifty-pound limit, that's for personal items only. No businesses allowed. Uh come on out, to our studios on Satchel Paige, for this free event" while appearing to have had some digital graphics involving texts of "FOX10 SHRED EVENT POSTPONED", "MOBILE", "November 2nd", "8AM", "FOX10 Studio", "Household items only", "50lb Limit", and "No businesses"))).