Monday, October 7, 2019

News for Sunday, October 6th, 2019

  • Certain parts of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the second half of the hour of 10:00 p.m. and the first half of the hour of 11:00 p.m. on the Saturday of the fifth day of this October appeared to have had some disembodied voices being used to say phrases such as, "Oh, down goes Auburn, the Tigers, unable to get out of the swamp with a win today. Florida, taking that one, twenty one, to fourteen. Oh, that's not--that's not pretty" (while appearing to have had some digital graphics involving texts of "NEW TONIGHT", "DOWN GOES AUBURN", and "FLORIDA STEALS SEC SHOWDOWN 24-13" (note: the voices were similar to the voices it had while appearing to have had one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Michael Warrick) speaking.  
  • A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Friday of the fourth day of this October ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had a certain video involving a certain kind of disembodied voice being used to say, "Snapper season is back open in Alabama and adjacent federal waters this weekend. I had the opportunity to head off shore onboard the Whizbang with my good friend Mike Ward. We had a great crew, including Mark Kennedy, and my father, Tim Smith, along with some excellent young anglers" and "For FOX 10 Outdoors, I'm chief meteorologist Jason Smith" (with some digital graphics resembling text of "FOX10 Outdoors with Jason Smith") (update for Monday, October 7th, 2019: a certain part of a certain World Wide Web site related to WALA-TV appeared to have had a video similar to this part this Monday). 
  • A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 5:00 p.m. on the Friday of the fourth day of this October ("FOX 10 News at 5:00 p.m.) appeared to have had a certain video with narratives such as "It's a story that captured the attention of a nation", and some digital graphics involving texts of "STRENGTH AMID TRAGEDY" and "KIDNAPPING SURVIVOR ELIZABETH IN MOBILE" (note #1: certain parts of a certain World Wide Web site related to WALA-TV appeared to have had a video similar to this one that day.(note #2: the program appeared to have had one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Shelby Myers) saying this before appearing to have had the video immediately afterwards: "Hundreds of people showing up to hear Elizabeth Smart today in Mobile. After being kidnapped at the age fourteen and then enduring nine months of abuse, Smart is now dedicating her life to advocate for missing persons and victims of assault. FOX 10 News spoke to her about her incredible story").
  • A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 7:00 a.m. on the Saturday of the fifth day of this October ("FOX 10 News at 7:00 a.m.") appeared to have had one of its contributors (a certain reporter for certain parts of it related to sports named Bri MacNaught) saying, "One thousand and ninety nine days, that's how long it's been since the Spanish Fort Toros, have lost a game on paper. That, was September thirtieth. twenty sixteen, for those who can't do math like me,  but tonight, last night, that's ok, because I messed up the intro anyways, so"  before appearing to have had faded to black immediately afterwards (note #2: the program appeared to have had some animated graphics resembling texts of "STORM TRACKER" immediately afterwards before appearing to have had some static graphics and a certain disembodied voice being used to say, "Well hey there, folks, we'll get that fixed for you here in a second" immediately afterwards (note #2: the disembodied voice was similar to the voices it appeared to have had for a certain other contributor for the program (a certain reporter for certain parts of it related to weather named Matt Barrentine) speaking (note #3: the part appeared to have the contributor named Bri MacNaught saying the following phrases before the ones attributed her mentioned earlier in this paragraph (in between appearing to have had a certain other sequence of animated graphics): "Let's get this party started. Hey there, friends. I am Bri MacNaught. Happy Saturday morning to you. The weather is still hot, and, uh, so our, high-school football action is too, so let's get to it"))). 

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