News for Friday, January 17th, 2020

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Monday of the thirteenth day of this January appeared to have had one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Byron Day) saying,  "I don't need a robot for food prep, I need a robot just to cook the meal" immediately after appearing to have had a video with disembodied voices unlike the ones it appeared to have had for the contributor while appearing to have had the contributor appear to speak being used to say phrases involving words such as "robot" and "food"). 

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the first half of the hour of 10:00 p.m. on the Tuesday of the fourteenth day of this January ("FOX 10 News at 10:00 p.m.") appeared to have had some disembodied voices being used to say, "Ha ha ha ha" while appearing to have had one of its ones contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Lenise Ligon) before appearing to have had one of its other contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Byron Day) saying, "Thanks a lump" with a voice similar to them immediately afterwards.   

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the first half of the hour of 10:00 p.m. on the Wednesday of the fifteenth day of this January ("FOX 10 News at 10:00 p.m.") appeared to have had one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Lenise Ligon) saying, "And we're told the cherry blossoms on Spring Hill in Mobile are all ready in bloom. By next week, though, you're going to have a change in the forecast, as it gets cooler outside, so the green houses will have to be heated to keep those plants warm, through , the real, winter temperatures (immediately after appearing to have had a video with digital graphics involving texts of "WARM JANUARY WEATHER" and "PLANTS BLOOMING EARLY" and some disembodied voices unlike the voices it appeared to have had for the contributor while appearing to have had the contributor appear to speak)

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Wednesday of the fifteenth day of this January ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had involved some disembodied voices being used to say, "All right let's see what's happening out there or at least try and see what's happening out there tonight with dense fog going on across the forecast area, a light southerly wind, and that is creating advection fog across the area that is very common in the winter, and in the early spring" (while appearing to have had a video with digital graphics such as one involving parts resembling text of "LIVE" and one with parts resembling texts of "Navigator" and "CREDIT UNION") and one of its contributors (a certain reporter for certain parts of it related to weather named Jason Smith) saying phrases, "Here [or -- here] across the gulf coast. And as a result of this set up, a dense fog advisory is in effect tonight though a big surprise to have a lot of fog like this, this week, but tonight a little thicker than is was at this hour last night, which is not a good sign, for the morning drive tomorrow morning. In fact we're watching, the contour layer which is underneath the actual numbers here. We're watching it expand, so the fog is growing, and we're seeing ris, visibilities reduced. We have a half mile, visibility right now at Evergreen, a quarter mile visibility at, uh Milton, we're looking at a half mile in Destin, a quarter mile, in, Pensacola, a half mile in Gulf shores, and a half mile visibility right now, in Pascagoula. Those are significant numbers there and that means you're getting into travel problems, especially when you have that quarter mile, or less visibility, for a really tough going at night. Hopefully you are in for the night, and you don't have to deal with it but you might have to set that alarm a little bit early trying to get out the door faster tomorrow morning, so you don't have to rush to make it to your destination on time. That fog can really slow things down. And uh today record highs. Seventy-eight Mobile was a tied record high. Seventy-nine in Pensacola. Just a scorching, day really by January standards. You may run the A-C a little bit today, and uh a lot of places very uncomfortable and right now temperatures on up in the sixties, across the area. It looks like a very mild and foggy night ahead across the region" with voices similar to the disembodied ones mentioned earlier in this paragraph immediately afterwards (while appearing to have had some digital graphics involving groups of text such as some text of, "DENSE FOG ADVISORY" and some text of "FOX10 STORMtracker") (note: the part appeared to have had other graphics involving other groups of text such as one involving text of, "VISIBILITY", one involving texts of, "TODAY'S HIGHS", one involving text of, "Average: 61°", one involving text of, "RIGHT NOW", and one involving text of, "WINDS").