News for Wednesday, January 1st, 2020

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Sunday of the twenty-ninth day of the month of December for the calendar year 2019 ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had some disembodied voices similar to the voices it appeared to have had for one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Michael Warrick) while appearing to have had the contributor appear to speak being used to say, "Look at her go!" and, "They do look ha ha like they go fast!" while appearing to have had a certain video with digital graphics involving texts of, " 'GOTCHA'  SCOOTERS IN MOBILE" and "SOFT LAUNCH FOR ELECTRIC SCOOTERS" (note: the video appeared to have had certain beings (or two other beings) other than the contributor appear to speak with voices unlike the voices mentioned earlier in this paragraph). 

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Monday of the thirtieth day of the month of December for the calendar year 2019 ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had some disembodied voices similar to the voices it appeared to have had for one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Byron Day) while appearing to have had the contributor appear to speak being used to say, "Yeah that's pretty good advice or you'd go over the handle bars" while appearing to have had a certain video with digital graphics involving texts of " 'GOTCHA'  SCOOTERS IN MOBILE" and "SOFT LAUNCH FOR ELECTRIC SCOOTERS" immediately after appearing to have had a certain part of the video involving a certain being other than the contributor appear to speak with a voice different from either one of them. 

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the first half of the hour of 10:00 p.m. on the Monday of the thirtieth day of the month of December for the calendar year 2019 ("FOX 10 News at 10:00 p.m.") appeared to have had began with one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Byron Day) saying, "Evil, exists, that's how the man who took out a shooter in a Texas church, described the moments in which he shot that gunman. Now we're learning more about the victims, and the shooter's dark past. Here is C-N-N's Andy Rose" before appearing to have had a certain video involving some disembodied voices unlike the ones this part appeared to have had for the contributor while appearing to have had him appear to speak and some digital graphics involving texts of " 'EVIL DOES EXIST'" and "HERO SPEAKS AFTER FIRING BACK AT GUNMAN". 

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of the main broadcast channel for WALA-TV during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Tuesday of the thirty-first day of the month of December for the calendar year 2019 ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Lenise Ligon) saying, "With a new decade just hours away, we're taking a look back at some of the year's best crimes caught on tape. Here is our Lee Peck, with your caught in the act" before appearing to have had a certain video with digital graphics involving texts of "CAUGHT IN THE ACT" and "TOP CRIMES OF 2019" (update for Wednesday, January 1st, 2020: a certain part of a certain World Wide Web site related to WALA-TV appeared to have had a video of a program similar to the one mentioned earlier in this paragraph involving a video similar to the one with the digital graphics also mentioned earlier in this paragraph this Wednesday).