News for Sunday, January 12th, 2020

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Wednesday of the eighth of this January ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had a certain being saying, "The message is be prepared, you know, whether you go buy a weather radio, whether you like to watch, the local channels like FOX 10" and a certain other being (a certain contributor for a certain part of the program related to news named Tyler Fingert) saying, "The tornado sirens are meant for out-door use. If you're inside, experts say you should get a weather radio, use an app, or keep it tuned here to FOX 10 News. We're live tonight, in Mobile, Tyler Fingert, FOX 10 News" immediately afterwards (while appearing to have had some digital graphics involving texts of "IMPROVING TORNADO WARNINGS" and "MOBILE COUNTY LOOKING TO UPGRADE SYSTEMS") (note: a certain part of a certain World Wide Web site unrelated to WALA-TV appeared to have had a video similar to this one on the Thursday of the ninth day of this January). 

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the first half of the hour of 10:00 p.m. on the Wednesday of the eighth day of this January ("FOX 10 News at 10:00 p.m") appeared to have had a certain being saying, "The message is be prepared, you know, whether you go buy a weather radio , whether you like to watch, the local channels like FOX 10" and a certain other being (a certain contributor for a certain part of the program related to news named Tyler Fingert) saying, "The tornado sirens are meant for out-door use. If you are inside, experts say you should get a weather radio, use an app, or keep it tuned here to FOX 10 News. We're live tonight, in Mobile, Tyler Fingert, FOX 10 News" immediately afterwards (while appearing to have had some digital graphics involving texts of "SYSTEM UPDATE" and "MOBILE CO EMA: TORNADO SIREN UPGRADE COMING" for the program mentioned second). 

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Saturday of the eleventh day of this January ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Michael Warrick) saying, "And so you" and some disembodied voices similar to the voices it appeared to have had for the contributor while appearing to have had the contributor appear to speak being used to say, "Heard [or -- heard] of TVs and smart phones, and now, a smart toilet. Kohler, showed off its Numi two point oh [or 2.0] intelligent toilet Wednesday at the Consumer Electronics Show in Vegas. You can sit down, on a heated seat, get some personalized cleansing and drying and even listen to some of your favorite music through its, high-quality built in speakers. Toilet, play ha ha Lionel Richie can you imagine, come on. It also has, ambient lightning. Don't forget your shopping list. Amazon Alexa has your back and call. The Numi two point oh intelligent toilet will cost you between, seven and eight hundred thousand dollars, depending on the color" while appearing to have had a video with digital graphics involving texts of "ALL THE BELLS & WHISTLES" and "CES SMART TOILET HAS LIGHTS, SEAT WARMER & MORE". 

• Certain parts of certain news programs related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hours of 7:00 a.m. and 8:00 a.m. this Saturday ("FOX 10 News at 7:00 a.m." for the part of the hour mentioned first; "FOX 10 News at 8:00 a.m." for the part of the hour mentioned second) each appeared to have had some presenters for certain parts of it them related to them not named "Asha Staples" like certain parts of the ones that appeared to have had been part of the channel during those hours on this calendar day (Saturday) earlier this calendar year and the calendar year prior to this one (2019) (note #1: the program mentioned first in this paragraph appeared to have had a presenter named "Sarah Wall" saying, "Good morning and thanks for choosing FOX 10 News on this Saturday morning. Today is January the eleventh, I'm Sarah Wall", and one named "Joe Emer" saying, "And I'm Joe Emer. Asha Staples has the morning off (note #2: the program mentioned second appeared to have had a presenter named "Sarah Wall" saying, "And good morning everyone. Thanks for joining us on FOX 10 News on this Saturday morning. It is eight o'clock. I'm Sarah Wall", and one named "Joe Emer" saying, "And I'm Joe Emer: Asha Staples has the morning off" immediately afterwards (update for Monday, January 13th, 2020: a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of the channel this Sunday ("FOX 10 News at 7:00 a.m." during its hour of 7:00 a.m.) appeared to have had a involved a presenter for certain parts of it related to news named "Asha Staples"))).