News for Thursday, January 23rd, 2020

(note for Friday, January 24th, 2020: the fifth paragraph from the top of a previous report for this site named "News for Wednesday, January 22nd, 2020" was corrected after it was originally published this Friday)

• A certain part of a certain Facebook page related to WKRG-TV appeared to have had some text of "Don't Be Like Mike! Get parade schedules, maps, and interesting information for all things Mardi Gras at https://www.wkrg.com/mardi-gras/… or from the WKRG News5 APP." and a certain video involving text of "DON'T BE LIKE MIKE!" related to its administration on the Wednesday of the twenty-second day of this January.

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Wednesday of the twenty-second day of this January ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had one of its contributors (a presenter for news named Lenise Ligon) saying "Byron, would you want a car that just drives itself?", one of its other contributors (a presenter of news named Byron Day) saying, "No" immediately afterwards, a disembodied voice being used to say, "Hee hee hee hee hee hee, hee" immediately afterwards, and the contributor mentioned second saying, "I have trouble sitting on trains, you know. I got to have that wheel in my hands" immediately afterwards. 

• A certain part of a certain Facebook page involving various texts of a certain name for a certain contributor for WTKX-FM ("Brian Crash Edwards") appeared to have had this group of text related to its administration this Thursday: "It’s one of those days everyone in radio dreads, but today I was let go from iHeart. I loved my time on the gulf coast, but time for a new gig." (update for Friday, January 24th, 2020: a certain part of a certain World Wide Web site related to WTKX-FM appeared to have had a hyperlink to this page, some text of "CRASH", and some text of "Want to know more about Crash? Get their official bio, social pages & articles! Read more" with certain parts of it ("Read more") being a hyperlink to a certain other part of the site involving a hyperlink to the page and some other text of "CRASH" this Friday).

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Wednesday of the eighth day of this January ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had one of its contributors (a presenter of news named Lenise Ligon) saying, "Seriously, another streaming service, and it's my daily dot com [or Daily Dot Com]" before appearing to have had a video with digital graphics resembling texts of "DAILY" and "DOT COM" and some digital graphics involving texts of "DAILY DOT COM" and "NEW QUIBI STREAMING SERVICE" appear immediately afterwards with disembodied voices similar to the voices it appeared to have had her while appearing to have had her appear to speak appear immediately afterwards (note #1: the part appeared to have had the contributor named Lenise Ligon saying, "So, the tech launches in April. users will have to pay about five bucks with ads, or eight dollars without it. So you want a new streaming service Byron"  and one of its other contributors (a presenter of news named Byron Day) saying, "Well it sounds like short attention span theater to me" immediately afterwards (a certain part of the program that might or might not had been part of the channel before this one appeared to have had the contributor named Lenise Ligon saying, "Another streaming service, why this one might be good too", some disembodied voices similar to the voices it appeared to have had for the contributor named Byron Day while appearing to have that very contributor appear to speak being used to say, "Heh heh" immediately afterwards, and some disembodied voices similar to the ones it appeared to have had for the contributor named Lenise Ligon while appearing to have had that contributor appear to speak being used to say, "The details in my daily dot com [or Daily Dot Com]. but first we're keeping an eye on a traffic situation for you. A heads up if you are going into Baldwin County (while appearing to have had a video surrounded by digital graphics with parts appearing to resemble text of "COMING UP" below its bottom). An overturned vehicle, I-ten eastbound past the causeway [or Causeway] exit. We've been monitoring this for about ten minutes. It might take some time to get it cleared (while appearing to have had a video of a certain location not involving the contributors and some digital graphics involving texts of "BREAKING NEWS", "OVERTURNED VEHICLE ON I-10EB", and "NEAR CAUSEWAY EXIT")" (note #2: a certain part of a certain World Wide Web site related to WALA-TV appeared to have had a video similar to some of the part mentioned first in this paragraph (with the exception of the contributors appearing to say the phrases described in the first note of this paragraph) on the Thursday of the ninth day of this January)).