Sunday, March 24, 2019

News for Saturday, March 23rd, 2019

  • A certain news program related to WPMI-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the first half of the hour of 5:00 p.m. this Saturday ("NBC 15 News at 5") appeared to have had certain contributors for some of the news programming it had before this Saturday in years past appear in positions in which they usually did not appear for other parts of it that appeared to have been part of the channel in the same period of time on Saturday before one this one (James Gordon in the position of presenting parts of it related to news; Kelly Foster in the position of doing reports for certain parts of it related to weather).
  • A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 7:00 a.m. this Saturday ("FOX 10 News at 7:00 a.m.") appeared to to have had one of its contributors (a certain reporter for certain parts of it related to weather named Matt Barrentine) saying this: "Well hey there, folks. Meteorologist Matt Barrentine here with you. It is going to be a beautiful day out there here for our Saturday; all ready starting off nice; lots of sunshine. Yeah, a little cool, thirty-seven in Fairhope....uh, that temp is at the station east of town, and in Fairhope it's more like in the forties. Forty-five for Brookley Field. So a bit chilly to start off with it; clear skies, lots of sunshine. It is going to an absolutely spectacular day....Kay State, has all ready blown up your bracket, so don't stay inside all day on a day like this just watching basketball. Get out...and enjoy some beautiful weather. There's a lot of events going on; it is looking absolutely terrific". 
  • A certain part of the news program mentioned in the paragraph near the top of this report appeared to have had one of its contributors (the one mentioned first in that paragraph) saying, "After a twenty-two month investigation, special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation is over. Here's what we know: Mueller handed his final report to attorney general William Barr last night. To date, thirty-four people and three Russian entities, have been charged with crimes; many of whom are Russian nationalists. Now the justice department is reviewing that all right now. Sinclair's* national corres--correspondent Michelle Macaluso tells us...what comes next" (*note #1: the word "Sinclair" was often said in sentences regarding a certain holding company (or "parent company") connected to WPMI-TV in some other news programming of theirs in years past), a certain video involving audio of a certain narrative with digital graphics involving texts of "MUELLER REPORT" and "JUSTICE DEPARTMENT REVIEWING REPORT" immediately afterwards (note #2: the video appeared to have had began with a certain being saying, "The highly anticipated report from Robert Mueller was pretty anticlimactic, since we don't know what's in it, but lawmakers here on Capitol Hill...are hoping to know...very soon" and ended with, "The entire special counsel investigation. According to the latest figures from the justice department. The probe costed about twenty-five million dollars. In Washington, I'm Michelle Macaluso"), the contributor saying, "This investigation started with an assertion that Russian forces were trying to...interfere in and possibly disrupt the two thousand sixteen presidential election; possibly with the goal of helping Mister Trump. Now the president and his team were soon after under the microphone to determine if they participated or tried to cover it up. Our president has consistently denied any involvement. Meanwhile Sinclair's chief political correspondent Scott Thuman takes us through the case" immediately afterwards (note #3: the program appeared to have had the contributor near a monitor with digital graphics involving texts of "CONTINUING COVERAGE" "THE MUELLER INVESTIGATION", and "THE SPECIAL COUNSEL INVESTIGATION" both before and after the video mentioned earlier), and a certain other video involving audio of a certain other narrative and some digital graphics involving texts of  "THE MUELLER REPORT" and "MUELLER REPORT TIMELINE" (note #4: the video appeared to have had began with audio of a certain disembodied voice being used to say, "It all began in Russia, mostly in twenty-fifteen, when ramped-up efforts to interfere in the U-S election really take shape...with hacking, stealing, and spreading of disinformation in the United States, especially across social media. At the time, most were unaware" and ended with a certain being saying, "Now nearly two years later, it is over. No more indictments, it seems. Mueller is done, and the report in. All just waiting to see what that report contains. In Washington, I'm Scott Thuman"). 

Saturday, March 23, 2019

News for Friday, March 22nd, 2019

(update for Saturday: March 23rd, 2019: a transcript of a certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV was added to a separate part of this site this Saturday)
  • A certain Facebook page involving various texts of "Shelby Myers FOX10 News" appeared to have had text of "If you watched FOX10's morning show this week, you may have noticed some changes. I am now a morning anchor on our new program called Good Day Gulf Coast. You'll get to see me throughout the 7-9 am shows! Hope you'll be watching and drop any tips below on how this former night owl can better wake up at 3am! FOX10 News" under some texts of "Shelby Myers FOX10 News" and "March 14 at 11:08 AM" on the Thursday of the twenty-first day of this March. 
  • The first part of a certain TV program dedicated to entertainment and lifestyles that appeared had been part of the main broadcast channel for WPMI-TV during the second half of the hour of 12:00 p.m. this Friday ("Gulf Coast Today") appeared to have had been hosted by a certain being who usually did not appear to have had been one of the hosts for the first parts of it that appeared to have had been part of the channel in the same period of time on calendar days other than Saturday and Sunday prior to this one (note: the first of the parts that appeared to have had been part of the channel this Friday appeared to had a certain other being who usually appeared to have been one of the hosts for its appearances in that period of time on calendar days other than Saturday and Sunday before this Friday (Terra Reeves) saying,"Good afternoon and welcome to Gulf Coast Today. I'm Terra Reeves...joined by 'The Voice season fifteen top thirteen finalist Kirk Jay" mentioned earlier in this paragraph whereas one of the other parts of it that appeared to had been part of the channel in this period of time afterwards appeared to have had the same being saying, "All right, so we are very honored once again to have the one and only Kirk Jay in studio co-hosting 'Gulf Coast Today' " near the one mentioned earlier in this paragraph).

Friday, March 22, 2019

News for Thursday, March 21st, 2019

  • A certain part of a certain World Wide Web site related to WPMI-TV appeared to have had a certain video involving a certain disembodied voice being used to say, "The four time Emmy award winning show returns tomorrow. You can catch judges John Legend, Kelly Clarkson, Adam Levine, and Blake Shelton going head to head to passionately...mentor, inspire, and nurture a fresh group of vocal artists  Tomorrow's episode takes us on a trip, looking at the contestant's journey. You can see it right here on NBC 15 at seven" while appearing to have had a static image involving graphics similar to text of "the Voice" (note: some of the news programming related to WPMI-TV that appeared to have had been part of the channel before this Thursday in years past often appeared to have had certain contributors of theirs saying, "NBC 15" for certain phrases related to them). 
  • A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel on the Monday of the eighteenth day of this March ("FOX 10 News at 5:00 p.m.") appeared to have had a certain disembodied voice being used to say, "Coach, we feel you. A heartbreaking lost...by the University of South Alabama women's basketball team coming up just one point short...of capturing its first ever Sun Belt title and trip to the N-C double A. The final score: fifty-seven to fifty-six...against Little Rock Trojans. The Jags are twenty-four and ten on the season, so of course...we hope that they'll get...post-season play. But an exciting win for another crowd favorite: the Auburn Tigers clenching their first ever S-E-C championship...since nineteen eighty-five (note: the program appeared to have had a certain video involving digital graphics with texts of "CHAMPIONSHIP HEARTBREAKER" and "JAGS LOSE BY 1 IN SUNBELT CHAMPIONSHIP" while appearing to have had that voice by this point) (update #1: a certain part of a certain other news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of the channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. that Monday ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had a certain contributor of its content (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Byron Day) saying, "Ok we got some good news for south Alabama's women's basketball team and their fans: after that heartbreaking one point loss in the Sunbelt tournament finals, the Lady Jags missed out on the N-C double A tournament. However, their season isn't over yet. South has earned an at-large bid to the N-I-T tournament, and we're just getting word they'll be playing at Lamar, playing the Lady Cardinals at Beaumont, Texas, this Friday. It's their first N-I-T appearance since two thousand four. Congratulations to Coach Fowler and his team, and of course, we wish them the very best of luck in the tournament. Go Jags" (note: the program appeared to have had some digital graphics involving texts of "NIT BOUND", "LADY JAGS HEADING TO NIT", and "WILL FACE LAMAR ON FRIDAY" and a certain digital graphic resembling text of "SOUTHALABAMA JAGUARS" while appearing to have had the contributor saying this)) (update #3: a certain part of a certain other news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of the channel during the first half of the hour of 10:00 p.m. that Monday ("FOX 10 News at 10:00 p.m.") appeared to have had the same contributor mentioned earlier in this paragraph saying, "It's not over yet for the South Alabama Lady Jags. Tonight, they earn an at-large bid...to the women's N-I-T tournament. The team will take on Lamar in Beaumont, Texas this Friday. This coming after their heartbreaking one-point loss in the Sunbelt tournament against Little Rock. It's their first W-N-I-T appearance since two thousand four. Congratulations to Coach Terry Fowler and his team. Well deserved. We wish them the very best...of luck" (note: the program appeared to have had some digital graphics involving texts of "GETTING ANOTHER CHANCE!" and "USA WOMEN'S BASKETBALL TEAM IN THE 'WNIT' " while appearing to have had the contributor saying this)).

Thursday, March 21, 2019

News for Wednesday, March 20th, 2019 (amended)

(note: the second paragraph below this sentence was amended after it was originally published)
  • The main broadcast channel for WKRG-TV appeared to have had a digital ticker with texts related to at least one part of their local broadcast area (such as "MOBILE" for one of its cities) while appearing to have had a certain program related to a certain provider of network programming for them ("CBS This Morning" from the Columbia Broadcasting System (CBS)) this Wednesday (note: the channel usually did not appeared have had a ticker while appearing to have had this program before this month of March in years past).
  • A certain part of a certain TV program dedicated to entertainment and lifestyles that appeared to have had been part of the main broadcast channel for WPMI-TV during the second half of the hour of 12:00 p.m. this Wednesday ("Gulf Coast Today") appeared to have had certain kinds of digital graphics that had often appeared to have had been part of some other TV programs related to them dedicated mainly to news that had often appeared to have had been part of the channel at certain periods of time earlier this calendar year (note: the channel usually appeared to have had such graphics for at least two of those programs on calendar days other than Saturday and Sunday during that time ("NBC 15 Today" during their hours of 5:00 a.m. and 6:00 a.m. and "NBC 15 News at Noon" during the first halves of their hours of 12:00 p.m.)) (update for Friday, March 22nd, 2019: the channel did not appear to have had such graphics while appearing to have had a certain part of the program named "Gulf Coast Today" mentioned earlier in this paragraph similar to the part of it also mentioned earlier in this paragraph during the second half of the hour of 12:00 p.m. this Friday). 

Wednesday, March 20, 2019

News for Tuesday, March 19th, 2019

  • A certain news program related to WKRG-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the second half of the hour of 6:00 p.m. on the Monday of the eighteenth day of this March ("WKRG News 5 at 6:30") appeared to have had a certain contributor of its content (a certain reporter for parts of it related to weather named Alan Sealls) saying, "As George said to Weezy, we're moving on up" for a certain part of it related to weather. 
  • A certain part of a certain World Wide Web site named Livestream that usually appeared to have had been set to have certain news programs for the main channel of WALA-TV at the same periods of time as the channel itself before this Tuesday earlier this calendar year often did not appear to have had certain news programs related to them that appeared to have been part of the channel at certain periods of time this Tuesday (note: it often appeared to have had one named "FOX 10 News at 4:00 p.m" during those periods of time (such as the hour of 5:00 p.m. and the hour of 9:00 p.m.)).
  • A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel on the Monday of the eighteenth day of this March ("FOX 10 News at 5:00 p.m.") appeared to have had a certain contributor of its content (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Byron Day) saying, "And how about stepping off the treadmill for a change and...checking this out: goat yoga. Heh heh, I promise. It's making its debut in west Mobile where even beginners can attempt to hold a variety of basic yoga poses...in the presence of bouncing baby goats. Three classes are being -- eh, don't look at me like that -- three classes are being held this spring season; the next as soon as this Saturday. To enjoy this event, where farm meets fitness, check out this location and these dates, on your screen and don't worry, if you need any more information before you go, you can visit our Web site at fox10tv dot com. I believe I'm going to have to do just that".

Tuesday, March 19, 2019

News for Monday, March 18th, 2019

  • A certain part of a TV program dedicated to entertainment and lifestyles that appeared to have had been part of the main broadcast channel for WALA-TV during the hour of 9:00 a.m. this Monday ("Studio 10") appeared to have had one of its contributors (a certain host and (weather) reporter for certain parts of it named Michael White) saying, "We work at wala [or walla/wallah]" (note the similarities in the ways "wala", "walla", "wallah", and "WALA-TV" were mentioned in this paragraph) (update for Tuesday, March 19th, 2019: a transcript of this part of the program was added to a separate part of this site this Tuesday).
  • The main broadcast channel for WJTC-TV appeared to have had a certain program dedicated to entertainment and lifestyles that usually appeared to have had been part of its programming during the first half of hour of 6:00 p.m. on calendar days other than Saturday and Sunday earlier this calendar year ("Gulf Coast Today") during the second half of the hour of 6:00 a.m. for this one (note #1: the main broadcast channel for WPMI-TV usually appeared to have had the same program during the second half of the hour of 12:00 p.m. on the same calendar days earlier this calendar year (note #2: a certain part of a certain World Wide Web site named Zap2it appeared to have had details related to the program and the channels (note #3: WPMI-TV and WJTC-TV appeared to have had been related to each other in years past due to their appearing to have had connections to a certain holding company named the Sinclair Broadcast Group during those years))). 
  • A certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Saturday of the sixteenth day of this March ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.) appeared to have had one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Tyler Fingert) saying, "If you have an Apple Watch -- I do, here -- a new study says it may be able to save lives by their ability...to detect irregular heart rates. The researchers looked at data collected from four hundred thousand people. They sent electric cardiogram patches to wearers that showed irregular pulses. About a third of them, turned out to have afib, a potentially deadly condition. Researchers say false positives are a concern in these types of tests, and that the Apple Watch returned those in about twenty-nine percent of the time. That's about a third of the time, there [note: the program appeared to have had a certain video with some digital graphics with texts of "COMMITTED TO YOUR HEALTH", "APPLE WATCH HEARTBEAT STUDY", "RESEARCHERS SAY IT COULD POTENTIALLY SAVE LIVES" for some of the time in which it appeared to have had the contributor saying this]", "Animal lovers, listen up: April the giraffe gave birth to her fifth baby at the Animal Adventure park in New York today. Lots of people watching online -- I was one of them; I got up at eleven o'clock today -- in front of an enthralled YouTube audience. In twenty seventeen, April received more than two hundred and thirty-two million YouTube live views during a seven-week period before she gave birth to her last calf. As of today, the Animal Adventure park has yet to release the name of this cute new addition to the park [note #2: the program appeared to have had a certain video with some digital graphics involving texts of "APRIL THE GIRAFFE HAS BABY" and "NEW ADDITION AT THE ANIMAL ADVENTURE WEEK" for some of the time in which it appeared to have had the contributor saying this]", and, "A Colorado family got a big surprise Friday morning, when a moose... literally...crashed through their basement window and right into a baby's bedroom. Greg Nietro has more on this wild story and how the wildlife ended up inside [note #3: the program appeared to have had a certain video involving digital graphics with texts of "MOOSE CRASHES INTO HOME" and "BRECKENRIDGE, CO" immediately after appearing to have had the contributor saying this]", and, "What the... ha, ha, ha [laughter]. Colorado Parks and Wildlife says homeowners put grates over below-grade window wells to prevent wildlife from falling inside. That story is just absolutely kind of funny for me [note #4: the program appeared to have had the contributor saying this immediately after appearing to have had the video mentioned in the third note of this paragraph]". 

Monday, March 18, 2019

News for Sunday, March 17th, 2019

  • A certain part of a certain news program related to WPMI-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the first half of the hour of 5:00 p.m. this Sunday ("NBC 15 News at 5[pm]") appeared to have had a certain being spraying green particles over certain (facial) parts of a certain other being who appeared to have had been a certain contributor to the program itself (a certain (news) reporter named Darwin Singleton) (note #1: the program appeared to have the contributor named Darwin Singleton saying this immediately afterwards: "Ah ho. See what I--see what I do for my art. This happens every year. All right...I can't see a thing. Uh, in the mean time, you guys get up, make it a safe, and have a happy Saint Paddy's Day. This leprechaun is going to go wash his eyes out" (note #2: the program appeared to have had one of its other contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Andrea Ramey) saying this immediately after appearing to have had the one named Darwin Singleton saying the words between quotation marks in the previous note: "We--we, appreciate the sacrifice there, Darwin, Sorry you lost your vision there, temporarily. It--it did get the eyebrows, though. Hopefully that washes out." (note #3: the program appeared to have had some digital graphics involving texts of "HAPPENING NOW" and "GREENING OF THE MUSTACHE" while appearing to have had the contributor named Darwin Singleton for this part of it))). 
  • A certain news program related to WPMI-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the first half of the hour of 6:00 p.m. on the Saturday of the sixteenth day of this March ("NBC 15 News at 6[pm]") appeared to have had a certain contributor of its content (a certain presenter of certain parts of it related to news named Muriel Bailey) saying, "And as you may know, NBC 15 is the original home of the famous Crichton leprechaun",  a certain video involving a certain being saying, "Who else seen the leprechaun say yeah" immediately afterwards, and the contributor saying, "Send us your leprechaun sightings so we can show them off on NBC 15 News, and take a look at a few we've all ready received. There are some pretty creative folks out there and we want to see yours. Just download our free NBC 15 News app. Click explore at the bottom of the screen, then click chime in, to upload your pictures. You can also visit mynbc15[or fifteen] dot com slash chime in. You may see your pictures and videos on an upcoming newscast" while appearing to have had a digital graphic involving text of "SEND US YOUR LEPRECHAUN SIGHTINGS" (note #1: a certain part of a certain World Wide Web site named YouTube appeared to have had a certain video related to WKRG-TV near some text of "Another, more 'serious' account of the infamous leprechaun in Alabama. Story from WKRG-5, aired two days before the highly-viewed WPMI story." and some text of "Published on Mar 23, 2006" (note #2: a certain other part of the same site appeared to have had a certain video related to WPMI-TV near some texts of "Leprechaun in Crichton" and "Published on Mar 17, 2006") (update for this Sunday: the program mentioned in the paragraph above this one appeared to have had a video similar to the one mentioned near the beginning of this one (the one (video) that appeared to have had a certain being saying, "Who else seen the leprechaun say yeah") before appearing the have had the contributor of its content mentioned second in that paragraph (the one named "Andrea Ramey" in that paragraph) saying, "Well happy Saint Patrick's, everyone. It was this holiday thirteen years ago that NBC 15 aired the Crichton leprechaun story in our newscasts. Of course, the rest is, Internet history. The video was shot in the Crichton neighborhood near Toulminville. Legend has it, that NBC 15 was alerted to huge crowds gathering in the neighborhoods. Our reporter, Brian Johnson, went to investigate, and see what all the hype was about. The piece was aired twice and has since been a viral Saint Patrick's Day sensation across the country while appearing to have had some videos with digital graphics involving texts such as "HAPPENING NOW" and "ST. PATRICK'S DAY CELEBRATIONS" (note #3: a certain part of a certain World Wide Web site related to WPMI-TV appeared to have had a video similar to this part with an article involving details similar to them whereas a certain Facebook page also related to them appeared to have had a certain video (involving a certain voice being used to say, "Who else seen the leprechaun say yeah") near some text of "We asked an important question to people celebrating St. Patrick's in downtown Mobile today: 'WHERE'S THE LEPRECHAUN?' " related to its administration this Sunday))).