Wednesday, April 22, 2020

News for Tuesday, April 21st, 2020

  • A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Friday of the seventeenth day of this April ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had involved  digital graphics involving groups of text similar to these groups of text: "BREAKING NEWS", "BACK IN THE SWING OF THINGS?", and "TASK FORCE RECOMMENDS YOUTH ACTIVITIES" (update for Wednesday, April 22nd, 2020: certain parts of a certain World Wide Web site related to WALA-TV each appeared to have had a video involving digital graphics similar to the ones mentioned earlier in this paragraph this Wednesday). 
  • A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Monday of the twentieth day of this April ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had a certain being saying, "Man I'm telling you, FOX 10 is my station. Ha ha ha ha" (in between appearing to have had some disembodied voices different from the voices it appeared to have had for the being and some digital graphics involving groups of text such as some text of, "BREAKING NEWS", some text of "GARDEN OF HOPE", some text of "NON-PROFIT GIVING AWAY WATER) before appearing to have had a certain other being (a presenter of news for this part named Lenise Ligon) saying, "Oh, you got to love the laughter there, and thank you Mister Williams for that FOX 10 shout out" afterwards (update for Wednesday, April 22nd, 2020: certain parts of a certain World Wide Web site related to WALA-TV each appeared to have had a video similar to this part on this Wednesday). 
  • A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 10:00 p.m. on the Monday of the twentieth day of this April ("FOX 10 News at 10:00 p.m.") appeared to have had some disembodied voices being used to say, "And as you can see, much different out there tonightMuch clearer and, calmer out there too as we take a look outside our, Columbia Southern University camera in down-town, Mobile.* We want to check in now with our meteorologist Jason Smith" (while appearing to have had a video of a certain location not involving any visible living beings) before appearing to have had one of its contributors (a presenter of news named Lenise Ligon) saying, "For [or --for] for a look at what's ahead. Jason, a busy night last night. Thank goodness,** it's quiet for now" (*note #1: the part appeared to have had a digital graphic involving texts of "DAUPHIN'S" and "CAM" and a digital graphic involving texts of "COLUMBIA", "SOUTHERN", and "UNIVERSITY" appear by the time the word "Mobile" was said in this part (**note #2: the part appeared to have had a digital graphic with text of "QUIET FOR NOW" appear by the time the word "goodness" was said in this part)).  
  • A certain part of a certain TV program dedicated to entertainment and lifestyles that appeared to have had been part of the main broadcast channel for WPMI-TV during the second half of the hour of 12:00 p.m. this Tuesday ("Gulf Coast Today") appeared to have had one of its contributors (a host for some of its content named Amanda Booz) saying, "Now if you are a first responder or healthcare worker, listen up, starting Wednesday, you can eat for free at McDonald's", some disembodied voices similar to the voices it appeared to have had for the contributor while appearing to have had the contributor appear to speak being used to say, "The fast food chain announced Tuesday, excuse me. Ahem. That it's giving a thank you meal to those on the front line of the coronavirus pandemic. That means health care workers, police officers, fire fighters, and, paramedics, ooo, excuse guys, aheh, can get a free meal each day for the text two weeks. I am losing my voice. While ah", two sounds similar to certain kinds of sounds often made through coughing immediately afterwards, some disembodied voices similar to the ones mentioned first in this  paragraph being used to say, "You guys, please excuse me. I am so sorry about that. Let me get a, sip of water here you guys" immediately afterwards, some sounds similar to certain kinds of sounds often made by certain kinds of beings ejecting saliva (or other substances) from their mouth immediately afterwards, some more disembodied voices similar to the ones mentioned first in this paragraph being used to say, "See this is a live show, eh heh heh heh" immediately afterwards, some silence for about five seconds immediately afterwards, some more disembodied voices similar to the ones mentioned first in this paragraph being used to say, "Ok, for the next two weeks, anytime of the day, at the drive-through [or drive-thru] or carry-out, you just have to show, your work I-D badge or be in a uniform and the company said in a, in a news release the meals will, be served in a happy meal boxin hopes to bring a smile along with, delicious food, and the promotion ends May fifth." (while appearing to have a video involving various beings other to than the contributor) immediately afterwards, and the contributor saying, "Um, you guys, I'm so sorry. Ah heh heh, heh. I am losing my voice here so I'm going to take a sip of water", and some more disembodied voices like the ones mentioned first in this paragraph being used to say, "Bear with me for one second" (while appearing to have had a static image not involving the contributor involving digital graphics and certain groups of text) immediately afterwards. 

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