News for Friday, August 23rd, 2019

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 5:00 p.m. this Friday ("FOX 10 News at 5:00 p.m.) appeared to have had one of its contributors (a certain reporter for certain parts of it related to weather named Jason Smith) saying, "Whoa, look at the red showing up right here leading in to the Wallace Tunnel. We've got a big accident there and that's creating a backup which extends, all most all the way back towards Daphne here. This is a substantial delay. So if you are in Baldwin County or know anybody who's in Baldwin County who is about to travel towards Mobile, tell them to take the Causeway because there is a significant delay, and even the Causeway itself, is moving slowly right now but trying to get into downtown Mobile. Got some issues there. I'll have your complete forecast after the break" (in front of a group of (nine) monitors displaying a certain video with digital graphics resembling texts of "FOX10", "TRAFFICtracker", and "RIGHT NOW").

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 10:00 p.m. on the Wednesday of the twenty-first day of this August ("FOX 10 News at 10:00 p.m.") appeared to have had one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Byron Day) saying, "We have lost a valued member of the WALA-TV family, and one heck of a newsman. Wayne Barnett was the news director and anchor at WALA-TV in the seventies and eighties, but he was never a sit-behind-the-desk kind of guy. He wanted to make sure he was leading his team, from the front" and "Formal funeral arrangements haven't been announced as of yet, but, there will be a gathering at Manci's in Daphne tomorrow, beginning at three. I'm sure it'll be packed. Please raise a glass for me (note #1: a certain part of a certain World Wide Web site related to WALA-TV appeared to have had a video with parts similar to them on the Thursday on the twenty-third day of this August (note #2: the program appeared to have had a group of videos with disembodied voices similar to the voices it appeared to have had for the contributor (with digital graphics involving texts of "REMEMBERING WAYNE BARNETT" and "FORMER WALA ANCHOR PASSED AWAY THIS WEEK") between appearing have had the phrases attributed to the contributor (note #3: a certain part of the program that appeared to have had been part of the channel before this part in the period of time mentioned earlier in this paragraph appeared to have had a disembodied voice similar to the ones mentioned earlier in the paragraph being used to say, "But first, we say goodbye to a member of the WALA-TV family. A look back at the life and career, of Wayne Barnett, in just one minute" while appearing to have had a certain video surrounded by digital graphics (including some resembling text of "COMING UP")))).