News for Wednesday, July 31st, 2019

• A certain part of a certain World Wide Web site related to WKRG-TV appeared to have had a certain video related to them (with a menu involving text of "VIDEO: Fairhope Missing Teen May Be In Danger") in which certain phrases such as "John Carter Kean's parents hold these photos dear to their heart" and "They had never anticipated sharing them with a news reporter, or seeing them on a billboard along I-ten [or I ten/I-10/I 10]" were being said by disembodied voices (note: the video appeared to have had been part of the site as early as the Friday of the twenty-sixth day of this July). 

• A certain part of a certain Facebook page with various mentionings of "USA Children's & Women's Hospital" appeared to have had some images related to WALA-TV, WPMI-TV, WJTC-TV, and WKRG-TV with texts of "Tomorrow is Miracle Treat Day at participating Dairy Queen locations! Thanks to our local media – FOX10 News, WKRG, WPMI NBC 15 News, and Lagniappe – for celebrating early and supporting the event. Visit your local Dairy Queen locations – in Mobile, Saraland, Foley, Jackson, Orange Beach and Gulf Shores – on July 25, and at least one dollar from every Blizzard sold will go to support USA Health Children’s & Women’s Hospital through the Children’s Miracle Network Initiative." related to its administration on the Thursday of the twenty-fifth day of this July.

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Wednesday of the seventeenth day of this July ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Byron Day) saying, "Hmm, I had no idea" immediately after appearing to have had a certain video (with digital graphics involving texts such as "BEACHGOERS RESCUES" and "ST. SIMONS ISLAND GEORGIA") with audio of a certain kind of voice it often appeared to have had for one of its other contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Lenise Ligon) being used to say, "All right, people at the beach in Georgia coming to the rescue for twenty-seven pilot whales, two of the whales, dying, after washing ashore. the rest were were moved back into the water, but that was just part of the effort. You see, pilot whales travel in packs and they won't leave one of their own behind, so people had to hold the whales from going back on shore while the others are saved. The Department of National Resources will examine the two whales that died to see why they beached". 

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the first half of the hour of 10:00 p.m. on the Wednesday of the seventeenth day of this July ("FOX 10 News at 10:00 p.m.") appeared to have had audio of a certain disembodied voice being used to say, "I got a new favorite high school football team. Matt's in for Jason. He's got one more look at a steamy forecast, right after the break" immediately after appearing to have had a certain video with digital graphics involving texts such as "HELPING THOSE IN NEED" and "WILLIAMSON FB TEAM SERVES LUNCH TO HOMELESS" after appearing to have had one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Lenise Ligon) saying, "Williamson High School football players taking a break today to serve on the hot line. The football team serving lunch to the homeless and less fortunate at the Waterfront Rescue Mission. We're told, that the team's coach, reached out, just wanted to do something to help, so the team raised money and they catered lunch, for dozens of people there today. It didn't stop there. They, pulled out their gloves, and as you can see they served food to the people until the food ran out. The Waterfront Rescue Mission chaplain saying that this is a huge help to help the people they had served" and "And if you'd like to follow in their path and volunteer some of your time, give them a call".

• Certain parts of certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 6:00 a.m. and the first half of the hour of 7:00 a.m. on the Sunday of the twenty-first day of this July ("FOX 10 News at 6:00 a.m." for the hour mentioned first; "FOX 10 News at 7:00 a.m." for the part of the hour mentioned second) appeared to have had a certain contributor (named Chelsey Sayasane) for a certain TV program related to them dedicated to entertainment and lifestyles that often appeared to have had been part of its programming during the hours of 9:00 a.m. for calendar days other than Saturday and Sunday before this Monday earlier this calendar year (named "Studio 10") presenting certain parts of them related to news (note #1: the first part of the program mentioned first appeared to have had the contributor saying, "Good morning and thanks for choosing FOX 10 News on this Sunday morning. Today is July twenty-first, I'm Chelsey Sayasane in for Asha Staples today. Let's check in first with meteorologist Matt Barrentine for a look, at our Sunday forecast. Now the word for today, this weekend, and this summer is hot" (note #2: the first part of the program mentioned second appeared to have had the contributor saying, "Good morning and thanks for choosing FOX 10 News on this Sunday morning. Today is July twenty-first, I'm Chelsey Sayasane in for Asha Staples. Let's check in first with meteorologist Matt Barrentine for a look at our Sunday forecast and, what you said earlier is, cold front that's actually not cold, but actually cooler")).