News for Saturday, August 17th, 2019

• A certain part of a certain Facebook page related to WFNA-TV and a certain part of a World Wide Web site related to WKRG-TV each appeared to have had some texts of "Seinfeld Heading to The GCCW" and "We all remember the 'Junior Mint' episode, but can you believe it has been 30 YEARS?! Relive all of your favorite Seinfeld moments this fall by watching it on The Gulf Coast CW! Starting Monday, August 26th, one of the most popular and influential TV programs of all-time will air daily at 6 PM on WFNA" with a certain video involving a certain disembodied voice being used to say, "Coming this fall, to the Gulf Coast CW" administration on the Thursday of the fifteenth day of this August.

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 5:00 p.m. on the Friday of the sixteenth day of this August ("FOX 10 News at 5:00 p.m.") appeared to have had a certain contributor of some of its content (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Byron Day) saying, "Mm mm, well, we want to get to our Brookley Cromer, from our FOX sister station. She's standing by live now in Tennessee, with more on this story. Brookley" before appearing to have had a certain other contributor of its content speaking in a certain location separate from that of the other contributor speaking while appearing to have had some digital graphics involving texts of "BROOKLEY CROMER" and "ELIZABETHTON, TENNESSEE). 

• Certain parts of certain news programs related to WKRG-TV that appeared to have had been on their main broadcast channel during the first half of the hour of 5:00 p.m., the first and second halves of the hour of 6:00 p.m., and the first half of the hour of 10:00 p.m. on the Friday of the ninth day of this August ("WKRG News 5 at 5" for the part of the hour mentioned first, "WKRG News 5 at 6" for the part of the hour mentioned second, "WKRG News 5 at 6:30" for the part of the hour mentioned third, and "WKRG News 5 at 10" for the part of the hour mentioned fourth) appeared to have had a certain contributor (named Amber Grigley) presenting certain parts of them related to news who usually only appeared to have had been on certain parts of certain other news programs related them doing so that appeared to have had been part of the channel on Saturday and Sunday evenings before the evening hours for that Friday earlier this calendar year and a certain other contributor (named Bill Riales) presenting certain parts of them related to news who usually only appeared have had been on certain parts of certain other news programs related to them doing so that appeared to have had been part of the channel on calendar days other than Saturday and Sunday before then earlier in the same calendar year.

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 6:00 a.m. this Saturday ("FOX 10 News at 6:00 a.m.") appeared to have had a certain disembodied voice being used to say, "And don't forget, you can bring your kids to the FOX 10 studios. We want to see them for our storm tracker team, uh bus stop forecast or casting call. Bring your kids from kindergarten through fifth grade, dressed for the weather in any season. They can bring up to four outfits; one for each of the four seasons. But, of course, as you can see, that green wall there, don't, wear, any green. The forecasts will air throughout the year during our morning news. Just come by our studio on Satchel Paige Drive in Mobile from nine until noon" (while appearing to have had a certain video with digital graphics involving texts of "BUS STOP KID TRYOUTS" and "TODAY: 9AM-NOON/ FOX 10 STUDIO") and a certain contributor for certain parts of it related to weather (named Matt Barrentine) saying, "Yes, do, not, wear, green . You'll--you'll disappear. This thing behind me is green. So, they'll, ha ha, have to wear something that's not green." afterwards (note: the program appeared to have had the contributor hitting the setting behind him while appearing to have had him saying, "You'll--you'll").