News for Thursday, March 21st, 2019

• A certain part of a certain World Wide Web site related to WPMI-TV appeared to have had a certain video involving a certain disembodied voice being used to say, "The four time Emmy award winning show returns tomorrow. You can catch judges John Legend, Kelly Clarkson, Adam Levine, and Blake Shelton going head to head to passionately...mentor, inspire, and nurture a fresh group of vocal artists  Tomorrow's episode takes us on a trip, looking at the contestant's journey. You can see it right here on NBC 15 at seven" while appearing to have had a static image involving graphics similar to text of "the Voice" (note: some of the news programming related to WPMI-TV that appeared to have had been part of the channel before this Thursday in years past often appeared to have had certain contributors of theirs saying, "NBC 15" for certain phrases related to them). 

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel on the Monday of the eighteenth day of this March ("FOX 10 News at 5:00 p.m.") appeared to have had a certain disembodied voice being used to say, "Coach, we feel you. A heartbreaking lost...by the University of South Alabama women's basketball team coming up just one point short...of capturing its first ever Sun Belt title and trip to the N-C double A. The final score: fifty-seven to fifty-six...against Little Rock Trojans. The Jags are twenty-four and ten on the season, so of course...we hope that they'll get...post-season play. But an exciting win for another crowd favorite: the Auburn Tigers clenching their first ever S-E-C championship...since nineteen eighty-five (note: the program appeared to have had a certain video involving digital graphics with texts of "CHAMPIONSHIP HEARTBREAKER" and "JAGS LOSE BY 1 IN SUNBELT CHAMPIONSHIP" while appearing to have had that voice by this point) (update #1: a certain part of a certain other news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of the channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. that Monday ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had a certain contributor of its content (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Byron Day) saying, "Ok we got some good news for south Alabama's women's basketball team and their fans: after that heartbreaking one point loss in the Sunbelt tournament finals, the Lady Jags missed out on the N-C double A tournament. However, their season isn't over yet. South has earned an at-large bid to the N-I-T tournament, and we're just getting word they'll be playing at Lamar, playing the Lady Cardinals at Beaumont, Texas, this Friday. It's their first N-I-T appearance since two thousand four. Congratulations to Coach Fowler and his team, and of course, we wish them the very best of luck in the tournament. Go Jags" (note: the program appeared to have had some digital graphics involving texts of "NIT BOUND", "LADY JAGS HEADING TO NIT", and "WILL FACE LAMAR ON FRIDAY" and a certain digital graphic resembling text of "SOUTHALABAMA JAGUARS" while appearing to have had the contributor saying this)) (update #3: a certain part of a certain other news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of the channel during the first half of the hour of 10:00 p.m. that Monday ("FOX 10 News at 10:00 p.m.") appeared to have had the same contributor mentioned earlier in this paragraph saying, "It's not over yet for the South Alabama Lady Jags. Tonight, they earn an at-large bid...to the women's N-I-T tournament. The team will take on Lamar in Beaumont, Texas this Friday. This coming after their heartbreaking one-point loss in the Sunbelt tournament against Little Rock. It's their first W-N-I-T appearance since two thousand four. Congratulations to Coach Terry Fowler and his team. Well deserved. We wish them the very best...of luck" (note: the program appeared to have had some digital graphics involving texts of "GETTING ANOTHER CHANCE!" and "USA WOMEN'S BASKETBALL TEAM IN THE 'WNIT' " while appearing to have had the contributor saying this)).