News for Saturday, April 6th, 2019

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the first half of the hour of 6:00 a.m. this Saturday ("FOX 10 News at 6:00 a.m.") appeared to have had a certain being saying, "Now, the third, uh, event is our aerial rescue competition. They have a dummy, they named him Randy, uh, hope nobody is offended by that name" for an interview with one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Michael Warrick) (with some digital graphics involving texts of "TREE CLIMBING CHAMPIONSHIP" and "TODAY 8AM - 2PM".

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Friday of the fifth day of this April ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had a certain video involving a certain disembodied voice being used to say, "The new Orange Beach high..." and "...schools represented...." with some silence in between before appearing to have had some more silence immediately afterwards with audio that might or might not had been sounds of paper before suddenly appearing to have had a certain being saying, "It's a key focus for us", and a certain other disembodied voice being used to say, "That's impressive" and "If you missed the fair and are still interested in applying for a position with the Baldwin County schools, you can head on over to the Baldwin County school Web and click on the human resources tab. We also have a link on our Web site, fox10tv dot com" immediately afterwards.  

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the first half of the hour of 10:00 p.m. on the Friday of the fifth day of this April ("FOX 10 News at 10:00 p.m.") appeared to have had a certain disembodied voice being used to say, " Boy take a look at that. Oh my goodness, a car, smashing through a window at the gym, nearly pinning a guy to the wall, while he was on the treadmill. It happened in Culver City, California, outside of Los Angeles, but, the guy is ok, but now it gets a little California weird. The, pa ha [or laughter], woman gets out of the car, checks on the guy, but she was, just wearing a pair of socks, no shoes. The cop, who was working out at the gym, stopped the woman from leaving. Employees said she told police her break pedal didn't work. Ya think? Meanwhile, the guy nearly plowed over says he was hurt, but he won't let the accident shake his spirit" with a certain video involving texts of  "CHAOS AT THE GYM" and "CAR SMASHES INTO WINDOW, INJURING MAN/CALIFORNIA" (note: a separate part of the program appeared to have had ended with video similar to one with a certain other disembodied voice being used to say, "And later, look at this [separate voice: Oh!]. My goodness! Can you imagine, a car slamming right into a gym in, California. The guy almost getting seriously hurt. What caused all of that. The video you got to see").