Monday, July 29, 2019

News for Sunday, July 28th, 2019

  • A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Saturday of the twenty seventh day of this July ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had a certain disembodied voice being used say, "Very nice, Matt. Thank you. How about this one, a Florida woman shocked to find a seven-foot-long alligator, in her pool, in the middle of the night. Kerri Kibbe said she heard an unfamiliar sound, turned on the patio light, and found it staring right at her. It's like my worst nightmare. Well her three kids were inside, they were fast asleep, she called police, and a private trapper was sent to the home. The trapper caught it, and said he was going to  take it a farm, for mating, heh heh, to make more of them" (with a certain video involving digital graphics with texts of "7-FOOT GATOR IN POOL!" and "PORT CHARLOTTE, FL"), a certain contributor for certain parts of it related to news (a certain being named Michael Warrick) with a digital graphic involving text of "MICHAEL WARRICK")) saying, "Well crocodiles are making a comeback and the reptiles are breeding in an unlikely environment. FOX News correspondent Phil Keating, explains" immediately afterwards (with a voice similar to the one mentioned earlier in this paragraph), a certain video with digital graphics involving texts of " 'NUCLEAR CROCODILE' COMEBACK" and "BABY CROCS THRIVING NEAR FL NUCLEAR POWER PLANT" immediately afterwards, and the contributor saying, "Very cool" immediately afterwards.  
  • A certain part of a certain news program related to WPMI-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the first half of the hour of 5:00 p.m. this Saturday ("NBC 15 News at 5") appeared to have had a certain contributor for a certain part of it related to weather who usually did not appear to have had been in the parts of it related to weather that appeared to have had been part of the channel in this period of time on Saturday earlier this calendar year and certain calendar years prior to this one (note #1: the program appeared to have had a certain contributor for certain parts of it related to news named Lance Crawford saying, "Well a look at your weather right now: Clear skies, sticky air, though, for most of the day and the weekend. Here is Ashley Rui--Ruiz with the full weekend forecast" and a certain video with digital graphics resembling texts of "WEATHER RIGHT NOW" immediately afterwards before appearing to have had this part related to weather (note #2: the part appeared to have had involved some digital graphics with texts of "ASHLEY RUIZ" and "METEOROLOGIST" while appearing to have had the contributor mentioned first in this paragraph (note #3: a certain part of a certain World Wide Web site related to WEAR-TV with hyperlinks and texts of names for certain contributors of some of the news programming related to them that appeared to have had been part of the channel before this Sunday appeared to have had a hyperlink involving text of "Ashley Ruiz" (note #3: WPMI-TV and WEAR-TV appeared to have had been members of a certain holding company named the Sinclair Broadcast Group earlier this calendar year and certain calendar years prior to this one))). 

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