Monday, September 9, 2019

News for Sunday, September 8th, 2019

  • A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 6:00 a.m. this Sunday ("FOX 10 News at 6:00 a.m.) appeared to have a disembodied voice being used to say, "Muscle through" immediately before appearing to have had faded to black immediately after appearing to have had one of its contributors (a certain reporter for certain parts of it related to weather named Matt Barrentine) saying, "So, it's going to take some time to--to beat this heat back and, try to get back to normal this September".          
  • A certain part of a certain TV program dedicated to entertainment and lifestyles that appeared to have had been part of the main broadcast channel for WALA-TV during the hour of 9:00 a.m. on the Friday of the sixth day of this September ("Studio 10") appeared to have had one of its contributors (a certain host for certain parts of it named Joe Emer) mentioning a certain name ("Chasity Byrd") for a certain contributor for other parts of it that appeared to have had been part of the channel in this period of time on calendar days other than Saturday and Sunday during certain calendar years prior to this one (note: certain parts of a certain World Wide Web site related to WALA-TV appeared to have had videos similar this part this Sunday).
  • Certain parts of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the first half of the hour of 10:00 p.m. on the Saturday of the seventh day of this September ("FOX 10 News") appeared to have had one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Michael Warrick) saying phrases such as, "And it is, heh heh heh September seventh. How about that day planner, for September, huh. (immediately after appearing to have had some digital graphics with texts of "5 DAY PLANNER" and "FOX10 STORMTRACKER") and, "Ok, stay with us. Matt's got one more look at those week end temperatures. Spoiler alert, it's going to be hot, tomorrow. Let's get that forecast one more before we stay good night, right after this". 
  • A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Friday of the sixth day of this September ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Byron Day) saying, "A followup tonight on an armed creeper we featured last night on Caught in the Act. Tonight, we got brand new video from another homeowner in the Southridge sub division, near Cottage Hill. Here is our Lee Peck with a Caught in the Act bonus" before appearing to have had a certain video with digital graphics involving texts of "CAUGHT IN THE ACT" and "ARMED MAN CREEPS AROUND SOUTHRIDGE SUBDIVISION" (note: certain parts of a certain World Wide Web site related to WALA-TV appeared to have had videos similar to this part on the Saturday of the seventh day of this September).
  • A certain part of a certain Facebook page related to WALA-TV appeared to have had certain video related to its administration involving certain disembodied voices being used to say phrases such as, "Uh again, Saturday night, and this is, uh two new faces that you'll see much more of, on FOX 10 News on the weekends, and this is Marella, and I'm Michael, and we want to fill you guys in, on what's been going on today" before appearing to have have had a certain being with voices similar to the disembodied ones being used to say phrases such as, "Nineteen years old. Unbelievable" and, "Uh keep in mind that, uh, if you missed Marella's quick little gist of those two shootings, this will be up on our FOX 10 page, uh, for eternity. Ha ha ha. So, uh, when we finish up here, you can rewatch it or whatever to uh, if you missed Marella there, so, and of course, if you missed Marella there, you'll see her, after the football game tonight, on FOX 10...News" and some groups of texts such as "FOX10 News was live" and "Hi everyone! Michael Warrick here with reporter Marella Porter. Let's talk about two shootings today and what's coming up on the news tonight." this Sunday. 

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