Tuesday, December 17, 2019

News for Monday, December 16th, 2019

  • A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 7:00 a.m. on the Sunday of the fifteenth day of this December ("FOX 10 News at 7:00 a.m.") appeared to have had involved some disembodied voices being used to say, "A busy weekend for Alabama state troopers as they investigate several road fatalities. And..." (while appearing to have had a video with digital graphics involving texts of "TOP STORY" and "SEVERAL ROAD FATALITIES") before appearing to have had other disembodied voices being used to say, "First with breaking news, and breaking weather on the gulf coast. This is FOX 10 News at seven a-m. Committed to you" (while appearing to have had certain video with digital graphics resembling texts of "BREAKING NEWS" and "BREAKING WEATHER") immediately afterwards before appearing to have had a certain contributor of its some of its content (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Asha Staples) saying, "Good morning and thanks for choosing FOX 10 News on this Sunday morning" with a voice similar to the disembodied ones saying the phrases connected to them earlier in this paragraph immediately afterwards. 
  • Certain parts of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their  main broadcast channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Sunday of the fifteenth day of this December ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Michael Warrick) saying phrases such as, "Well retailers might be asking Santa, for, a little help this year, after a, a report shows that sales have been lackluster this holiday season", "All right, Marella, thank you. Could had been a lot of worse. Something tells me those two pups, got a extra treat in the dog bowl for that one" (after appearing to have had a certain contributor for the program (a reporter of news) named Marella (or Marella Porter) appear to speak and a video with digital graphics involving texts of "DOGS STOP BREAK-IN ATTEMPT" and "SURVEILLANCE VIDEO CAPTURES WOULD-BE BURGLAR" with voices similar to the ones the part appeared to have had for the contributor named Marella Porter while appearing to have had her appear to speak)*,"Well the porch pirate has become the real-life grinch of many Americans this holiday season", and "All right, we got some weather to look, out, for, tomorrow. Matt will have it quick for us before we, say" before appearing to have had a disembodied voice similar to the voices it appeared to have had for the contributor while appearing to have had him appear to speak being used to say, "Good night [or -- good night]. That's next!" immediately after appearing to have had the contributor saying the group of phrases quoted before this one while appearing to have had a certain room not involving the contributor (*note: certain parts of a certain World Wide Web site related to WALA-TV appeared to have had some videos similar to the part of the program that appeared to have had the contributor named Michael Warrick saying, "All right, Marella, thank you. Could had been a lot of worse. Something tells me those two pups, got a, extra treat in the dog bowl for that one" this Monday). 

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