Monday, December 30, 2019

News for Sunday, December 29th, 2019

  • A certain part of a certain news program related to WKRG-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the first half of the hour of 10:00 p.m. on the Saturday of the twenty-eighth day of this December ("WKRG News 5 at 10") appeared to have had involved one of its contributors (a certain reporter of news named Nicolette Schleisman) riding a scooter in a location separate from the ones it appeared to have had for some of its other contributors (note: a certain part of a certain World Wide Web site unrelated to WKRG-TV appeared to have had a video similar to this part this Sunday). 
  • A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Saturday of the twenty-eighth day of this December ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had involved some disembodied voices similar to the ones it appeared to have had for one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Michael Warrick)  while appearing to have had the contributor appear to speak being used to say "Ah ah, absolutely insane! Absolutely insane! The L-S-U Tigers are headed to the college football national championship game in a, dominating performance against Oklahoma today. L-S-U continuing their undefeated season in, remarkable fashion. Quarterback Joe Burrow, throwing for, seven touch downs, and nearly four hundred fifty yards, in the first half. The final score, of the Chik-fil-A Peach, sixty-three, to twenty-eight. Oh, my word" while appearing to have had a certain video with digital graphics involving groups of text such as, "LSU DOMINATES PEACH BOWL" and, "FINAL SCORE: LSU - 63 OKALHOMA - 28" appear.  
  • A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the first half of the hour of 10:00 p.m. on the Thursday of the twenty-sixth day of this December ("FOX 10 News at 10:00 p.m.") appeared to have had one of its contributors (a certain reporter for certain parts of it related to weather named Jason Smith) saying, "Looks sunny on Monday and then we get into the New Year's Eve holiday", some disembodied voices similar to the voices it appeared to have had for the contributor while appearing to have had him appear to speak being used to say, "And [or -- and] New Year's Day, and at this point, it looks like New Year's Eve, the day itself, the day of New Year's Eve may be ok, but New Year's Eve, night, we are seeing some possible showers getting in here, and also New Year's Day looks wet, of course we don't really care about that because everybody stays in side and watches football anyway" immediately afterwards, and the contributor saying, "But [or -- but], uh we are looking at the possibility of showers on New Year's Eve at this point. Hopefully that'll change, but the timing does bring the rain in, before midnight, at this, uh, juncture just from looking at the models" immediately afterwards.

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