Thursday, May 2, 2019

News for Wednesday, May 1st, 2019

  • A certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the first half of the hour of 10:00 p.m. on the Monday of the twenty-ninth day of the month of April for this calendar year ("FOX 10 News at 10:00 p.m.") appeared to have had some disembodied voices being used to say, "No businesses, please", "Sad news, tonight", and "So, we're pretty sure this isn't the last time we'll be hearing his name" over certain videos. 
  • A certain part of a certain news program related to WKRG-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the first half of the hour of 10:00 p.m. on the Monday of the twenty-ninth day of the month of April for this calendar year ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had a certain video with digital graphics involving text of "MEL MOMENT" (certain parts of a certain World Wide Web site related to WKRG-TV  appeared to have had videos similar to that part (note #2: one of those parts (the one for which the first hyperlink of this paragraph was posted) appeared to have had hyperlinks involving texts of "Mel Moments" for other videos)).
  • A certain part of a certain World Wide Web site related to WKRG-TV appeared to have had a certain video appear with audio similar to vibrations with and digital graphics involving various forms of text  (such as "STREAMING GUIDE") flickering at a constant rate immediately after appearing to have had certain parts of a certain news program related to them (named "WKRG News 5 at 6:30") appear without audio or graphics similar to them during the second half of the hour of 6:00 p.m. this Wednesday (update for Thursday, May 2nd, 2019: the same part of the site mentioned earlier in this paragraph appeared to have had a certain video appear with the same kinds of audio and graphics mentioned earlier in this paragraph also earlier in this paragraph immediately after appearing to have had certain parts of a certain other news program related to WKRG-TV (named "WKRG News 5 at Noon") without audio or graphics similar to them during the first half of the hour of 12:00 p.m. this Thursday).
  • A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Monday of the twenty-ninth day of the month of April for this calendar year ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Byron Day) saying "Our team coverage of that deadly crash continues next on FOX News at ten"  whereas a certain part of a certain other news program related to them that appeared to have had been part of the channel during the first half of the hour of 10:00 p.m. that day appeared to have had the same contributor saying, "We're glad you chose FOX 10 news at ten" (immediately after appearing to have had a sequence of animation involving a certain disembodied voice being used to say, "This, is FOX 10 News at ten p-m. Committed to you").
  • A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 5:00 p.m. on the Tuesday of the thirtieth day of the month of April for this calendar year ("FOX 10 News at 5:00 p.m.") appeared to have had one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Byron Day) saying, "FOX 10 News following this breaking news out of Montgomery. Just minutes ago, the Alabama house passing that abortion bill seventy-four to three. We're understanding that democrats walked out before that vote was even taken, but this abortion bill is very, very tough. It would, uh, penalize people. It would be a felony for anyone that performed an abortion and they could be sentenced up to life in prison for doing so, unless the, um, mother's health was in danger. So once again, the Alabama house approving that very, very strict abortion bill, seventy four to three, just moments ago. Of course we'll have more on this on coming up on FOX 10 News at nine and ten" (with digital graphics involving texts of "BREAKING NEWS", "ABORTION BILL PASSES HOUSE", "NOW HEADS TO STATE SENATE" immediately after appearing to have had a sequence of animated graphics resembling text of "BREAKING NEWS").

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