News for Thursday, August 22nd, 2019

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the first half of the hour of 10:00 p.m. on the Tuesday of the twentieth day of this August ("FOX 10 News at 10:00 p.m.") appeared to have had began without music while appearing to have had a disembodied voice being used to say, "Heavy hearts in Prichard tonight. A Vigor football player getting ready for his senior season, killed in a crash. How Patrick Crawford is being remembered" while appearing to have had some digital graphics involving texts of "TOP STORY" and "VIGOR PLAYER KILLED IN CRASH" before appearing to have had some music immediately afterwards while appearing to have had a disembodied voice being used to say, "Plus, a high stakes meeting tomorrow that could determine, if the Mobile River bridge project, loses federal funding. Jason" with some digital graphics involving texts of "TOP STORY" and "HIGH STAKES MEETING".

• Certain parts of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the first half of the hour of 5:00 p.m. on the Wednesday of the twentieth day of this August ("FOX 10 News at 5:00 p.m.") each appeared to have had involved a video with digital graphics involving texts of "HEATED MEETING UNDERWAY", and "ALDOT UPDATING LOCAL LAWMAKERS ON BRIDGE PROJECT" appearing next to each below a digital graphic involving text of "BREAKING NEWS" (note #1: the program appeared to have had a total of three such parts (note #2: two of those parts each appeared have had a digital graphic involving text of "BREAKING NEWS" appearing below a digital graphic involving text of "LIVE" (note #3: a certain part of a certain World Wide Web site related to WALA-TV appeared to have had a video similar to the first of those parts to had appeared to had appeared on the channel in that period of time that day, specifically one of the parts mentioned in the second note of this paragraph))). 

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Tuesday of the twentieth day of this August ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had a certain contributor for the program (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Byron Day) saying, "All right, in tonight's FOX 10 News Sound Off, we've heard from the governor, we've heard from other politicians, we've heard from the the polls, about the proposed tolls, on the Mobile River bridge, well tonight, we wanted to hear what you had to say, and here's the question we asked: straight up, do you even want ha ha the Mobile River bridge project to move forward, or not? And we asked you to please tell us why or why not. Well, once again a flood of calls, and once again, the overwhelming answer, no. Listen" and "Sound like Rosanne Roseannadanna's father there a second" afterwards (note: certain parts of a certain World Wide Web site related to WALA-TV (with texts of "Sound Off: Bridge toll or no bridge") appeared to have had videos similar to this part on the Wednesday of the twenty-first day of this August).

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the first half of the hour of 5:00 p.m. on the Wednesday of the twentieth day of this August ("FOX 10 News at 5:00 p.m.") appeared to had a certain disembodied being used to say, "Bri, let's lace up our shoes and go" and one of its contributors (a certain reporter for certain parts of it related to sports named Bri MacNaught) saying, "I'm definitely down, Lenise" immediately after appearing to have had the voice being used to say, "The Bankhead Tunnel is going to be open for pedestrians a few hours on Saturday morning. Closed for drivers. This Saturday is your last chance if you want to walk or jog or bike through the tunnel this year. that's all according to AL-DOT. so drivers, remember, the tunnel will be closed between six and eight" while appearing to have had a certain video with digital graphics involving texts such as "BANKHEAD CLOSED SATURDAY" and "FOR PEDESTRIANS, BIKERS, AND JOGGERS / 6AM-8AM" (note: one of the other contributors for the program (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news) appeared to have had been a certain being named "Lenise" (Lenise Ligon to be precise).

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Tuesday of the twentieth day of this August ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had a certain contributor for the program (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Byron Day) saying, "All right, in tonight's FOX 10 News Sound Off, we've heard from the governor, we've heard from other politicians, we've heard from the the polls, about the proposed tolls, on the Mobile River bridge, well tonight, we wanted to hear what you had to say, and here's the question we asked: straight up, do you even want ha ha the Mobile River bridge project to move forward, or not? And we asked you to please tell us why or why not. Well, once again a flood of calls, and once again, the overwhelming answer, no. Listen" and "Sound like Rosanne Roseannadanna's father there a second" afterwards (note: certain parts of a certain World Wide Web site related to WALA-TV (with texts of "Sound Off: Bridge toll or no bridge") appeared to have had videos similar to this part on the Wednesday of the twenty-first day of this August).