News for Wednesday, August 14th, 2019

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been on their main broadcast channel during the hour of 5:00 p.m. on the Tuesday of the thirteenth day of this August ("FOX 10 News at 5:00 p.m.") appeared to have had some disembodied voices being used used to say, "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha" and "Ha ha" (note: certain parts of a certain World Wide Web site related to WALA-TV appeared to have had videos similar to this part this Wednesday).

• A certain TV program dedicated to entertainment and lifestyles that appeared to have had been on the main broadcast channel for WALA-TV during the hour of 9:00 a.m. this Wednesday appeared to have had one of its contributors (a certain host for certain parts of it named Chelsey Sayasane) saying, "Welcome in to Studio 10 on this Wednesday morning. You may be thinking that it's a little bit different because it is. We are having a few technical difficulties here this morning but, we're still hear, I'm Chelsey Sayasane, and you don't have to fret, we got Joe Emer and Lucy Greer in the kitchen. Guys, what are we making today?" and one of its other contributors (a certain other host for certain parts of it named Joe Emer) saying, "Well, first of all, I told Lucy that she may have to do that dance move that she knows, to make up time. It's just--it's just--it's just a little bit of this, but yes, so basically, all of the videos that we have for our stories. To say, for example we're talking about the box office. That video won't run right now. We're working on that to get that back, but, the good news for us is that we got a lot of things to do, still" immediately afterwards.

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been on their main broadcast channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Tuesday of the thirteenth day of this August ("FOX 10 News at 10:00 p.m.") appeared to have had involved one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Byron Day) saying, "In tonight's FOX 10 News Sound Off, pedophile and friend to the powerful, Jeffrey Epstein. So many questions, so many theories, not many answers. You all know the story, so tonight's FOX 10 News Sound Off question was what do you think happened to Jeffrey Epstein. Well our FOX 10 viewers certainly have their theories. Listen.", before appearing to have had the same contributor saying this afterwards: "He may be with Elvis. All right, we would have loved to had use--to use more phone calls tonight, but we had too many people accusing, very high-profile people of committing murder, so we're going to just let that one lay for right now, however, we'll have more on FOX 10 News Sound Off coming up this Thursday, More of your calls as well, on FOX 10 News at nine. Lenise" (note #1: certain parts of a certain World Wide Web site related to WALA-TV (with texts of "Sound Off: What happened to Epstein") appeared to have had videos similar to this part (note #2: one of the other contributors for the program (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news) appeared to have had been a certain being Lenise (or Lenise Ligon to be precise)).