News for Thursday, August 29th, 2019

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the first half of the hour of 10:00 p.m. on the Tuesday of the twenty-eighth day of this August ("FOX 10 News at 10:00 p.m.") appeared to have had involved one of its contributors (a certain contributor named Shelby Myers) saying phrases such as these: "Appropriate punishment or inhumane, there's no arguing sexual abuse is wrong, but is chemical castration the key to ending it" (note: certain parts of a certain World Wide Web site related to WALA-TV appeared to have had a video similar to this part this Thursday).

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 5:00 p.m. this Thursday ("FOX 10 News at 5:00 p.m.") appeared to have had one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Lenise Ligon) saying, "Sad day at FOX 10, former news director, Chuck Bark, passed away after a battle with cancer. Bark was the news director here from nineteen ninety to two thousand four, overseeing the transition from NBC to FOX.  He led the newsroom during the period including, big stories like the Amtrak Sunset Limited disaster and, several hurricanes like Opal, Danny, and George. He also hired several people who still work here today. He will be missed" and some digital graphics involving an image of a certain being some texts of "FORMER WALA NEWS DIRECTOR PASSES AWAY" and "CHUCK BARK" before appearing to have had faded to black immediately afterwards.* 

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. this Thursday ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had involved of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Lenise Ligon) saying, "A sad day for FOX 10 News, former news director Chuck Bark passed away after a battle with cancer. Chuck was the news director here from nineteen ninety to two thousand four, overseeing our transition from NBC to FOX.  He led the newsroom during a period that included big stories like Amtrak Sunset Limited disaster, and several hurricanes including Opal, Danny, and George.", a certain video not involving the contributor involving digital graphics with texts of "SCOTT FLANNIGAN" and "NEWS DIRECTOR" immediately afterwards, and a certain video with an image of a certain being and some texts of it "FORMER WALA NEWS DIRECTOR PASSES AWAY" and "CHUCK BARK" involving a disembodied voice similar to the one it appeared to have had for the contributor mentioned earlier in this paragraph being used to say, "Chuck hired several people who still work here today. He was sixty, seven years old. He'll be greatly missed" before appearing to have had faded to black immediately afterwards.*

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the first half of the hour of 10:00 p.m. this Thursday ("FOX 10 News at 10:00 p.m.") appeared to have had involved one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Lenise Ligon) saying, "It's a sad day for FOX 10 News, former news director Chuck Bark passed away after a battle with cancer. Chuck was the news director here from nineteen ninety to two thousand four, overseeing our transition from NBC to FOX.  He led the newsroom during a period that included big stories like Amtrak Sunset Limited disaster, and several hurricanes including Opal, Danny, and George.",  a certain video not involving the contributor (with digital graphics involving texts of "SCOTT FLANNIGAN" and "NEWS DIRECTOR") immediately afterwards, and a certain video with (with an image of a certain being and some texts of "FORMER WALA NEWS DIRECTOR PASSES AWAY" and "CHUCK BARK") involving a disembodied voice similar to the one it appeared to have had for the contributor mentioned earlier in this paragraph being used to say, "Chuck hired several people who still work here today. He was sixty-seven years old, and will be greatly missed" before appearing to have had faded to black immediately afterwards.*

• A certain part of a certain news program related to WKRG-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the second half of the hour of 6:00 p.m. this Thursday ("WKRG News 5 at 6:30") appeared to have had ended with one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Rose Ann Haven) saying, "And we're excited to let everybody know we're back on DirecTV" and one of its other contributors (a certain other contributor for certain parts of it related to news named Peter Albrecht) saying, "And A-T and T U verse [or AT&T U-verse]" immediately afterwards (note #1: a certain part of a certain World Wide Web site related to WKRG-TV appeared to have had a video similar to this part with texts such as "WKRG, Gulf Coast CW returns for AT&T, DIRECTV customers" afterwards this Thursday" (note #2: a certain part of a certain Facebook page related to WKRG-TV appeared to have had texts such as "GOOD NEWS! WKRG News 5 and the Gulf Coast CW are back on DirecTV and AT&T Uverse." and "Details: https://bit.ly/2UfnnY4…" and a certain image involving text of "We're back!" afterwards this Thursday (note #3: the text of "https://bit.ly/2UfnnY4…" on the Facebook page mentioned in the note before this one appeared to have had been a hyperlink to the part of the site mentioned in the note before that one (note #4: texts of "Gulf Coast CW" in which all of their letters were capital letters often appeared to have had been part of certain advertisements related to WFNA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their programming before this Thursday earlier this calendar year and certain calendar years prior to this one (note #5: WKRG-TV and WFNA-TV appeared to have had been members of a certain holding company named the Nexstar Media Group before this Thursday earlier this calendar year and certain calendar years prior to this one))))).

(*note #1: a certain part of a certain World Wide Web site related to WALA-TV and a certain part of a certain Facebook related to WALA-TV each appeared to have had texts such as "Former WALA News Director dies after battle with cancer" and "Former WALA News Director Chuck Bark passed away Thursday after a battle with cancer. He was 67 years old."  this Thursday (note #2: the text of "Former WALA News Director dies after battle with cancer" on the Facebook page mentioned in the note before this one appeared to have had been part of a hyperlink to the part of the site related to WALA-TV mentioned at the beginning of that note (update for Friday, August 30th, 2019: the part of the site related to WALA-TV mentioned in the first note of this paragraph appeared to have had a video similar to the part of the program mentioned in the third paragraph from the top of this report ("News for Thursday, August 29th, 2019") this Friday))).