Wednesday, August 14, 2019

News for Tuesday, August 13th, 2019

  • A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been on their main broadcast channel during the hour of 5:00 p.m. on the Monday of the twelfth day of this August ("FOX 10 News at 5:00 p.m.") appeared to have had involved one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Byron Day) saying, "Hi everybody. Thanks for choosing FOX 10 News at five. I'm Byron Day. Lenise, is off. First up from us tonight, Steven Mason will spend the rest of his life in prison, for the cold-blooded murder of his girlfriend, back in twenty fifteen. Mason sentenced today, but before he was led away, he spoke before a judge. Mason expressing remorse, about Moore's death, but failing to admit responsibility for it. Our Toi Thornton was at the sentencing.  before appearing to have had certain video with digital graphics involving texts of "MASON GETS LIFE IN PRISON" and "HIGH-PROFILE MURDER CASE CLOSES 4 YEARS LATER" (note: certain parts of a certain World Wide Web site related to WALA-TV appeared to have had videos similar to this part that day).
  • Certain parts of a certain news program that appeared to have had been on the main broadcast channel for WALA-TV on the the Sunday of the eleventh day of this August ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had one of its contributors (a certain reporter for certain parts of it related to news named Michael Warrick) saying, "Next up, on FOX 10 News at nine, an attempted burglary suspect, teh has a bit of trouble making past the front door. It's a video, too good not to show again, and we've got a look at tonight's caught in the act. Don't go anywhere now", and, "And in tonight's caught in the act, an attempted burglary, but the crook, couldn't even get past the front door. The video*, from Jimmy's Men's Store and Pawn Shop is, too good not to show again. Now watch as this guy first throws a brick off the front door.* It, teh heh, bounces off the glass. Now this was in Fort Walton Beach. He starts kicking the door, that'll work, before another throw of the brick, and then he pounds the door with his bare hand, before, nyet, kicking it again. Eventually he sets off the alarm, so police were called out there. They say this was nineteen-year-old Kyle Johnson; he'll have a lot of learning to do. An arrest warrant, has been issued (*note #1: the program appeared have had some digital graphics involving texts of "CAUGHT IN THE ACT" and "MAN IDENTIFIED AFTER FAILED BURGLARY" while appearing to have had this video (note #2: a certain part of a certain other news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been on the channel on the Thursday of the eighth day of this August appeared to have had some contributors of its own saying phrases similar to these))).

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