Tuesday, June 18, 2019

News for Tuesday, June 18th, 2019

  • A certain part of a certain news program related to WKRG-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the first half of the hour of 12:00 p.m. this Tuesday ("WKRG News 5 at Noon") appeared to have had ended with with fainting disembodied voice being used to say, "On newsfeed" (or "On Newsfeed") this Tuesday.  
  • A certain part of a certain news program related to WALA-TV that appeared to have had been part of their main broadcast channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Monday of the seventeenth day of this June ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had one of its contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Lenise Ligon) saying, "If you like Chick fil-A and I'm sure you're not alone, just out today, Chick fil-A has moved up, to the nation's number three restaurant chain when it comes to sales. All that chicken and other stuff added up to nearly ten and a half billion dollars in sales last year. That's more, than a sixteen percent increase from the year before. So, here's the deal: can you guess which chains make up the top two? Number one might be pretty easy, which is McDonald's. Number two, might surprise some of you, it's Starbucks" (with some digital graphics involving texts of THIRD-LARGEST IN COUNTRY" and "CHICK-FIL-A GREW SALES BY 16.7% LAST YEAR"), one of its other contributors (a certain presenter for certain parts of it related to news named Byron Day) saying, "Get out!" immediately afterwards, and a certain disembodied voice being used to say, "It's coffee" immediately afterwards (note: the voice was similar to the one it appeared to have had for the contributor mentioned first in this paragraph). 

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