News for Monday, September 10th, 2018 (amended)
(amendment note: the second note in the fourth paragraph below this sentence ("note #2") was corrected)
- The local news program that appeared on the main broadcast channel for
WKRG-TV during the first half of the hour of 10:00 p.m. on the Sunday of
the tenth day of this September ("WKRG News 5 at 10") appeared to have
had its news presenter (Jason Carter) saying, "Everybody go potty, go
get a drink and get ready -- Robby takes over" during the last fifteen
seconds of its appearance on the channel in that period of time that
day.
- The local news program that appeared on the main broadcast channel
for WALA-TV during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Sunday of the the ninth
day of this September ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had
its news presenter (Lee Peck) saying, "Here's FOX 10's or FOX's Garrett
Tenney" immediately before appearing to have had a certain video involving a
certain being saying, "In Washington, I'm Garrett Tenney, FOX News".
- The local news program that appeared on the main broadcast channel for
WKRG-TV during the first half of the hour of 10:00 p.m. on the Saturday
of the eighth day of this September ("WKRG News 5 at 10") appeared to
have had its news presenter (Jason Carter) saying, "In the drag queen
story hour was anything but a drag here in Mobile" for a certain report whereas the one that
appeared on the channel during the hours of 6:00 a.m. and 7:00 a.m. on
the Sunday of the ninth day of this September ("WKRG News 5 This
Morning: Sunday") appeared to have had audio of a different news presenter (Chad Petri) saying, "Well this story hour event, with a drag queen, anything
but a drag this weekend in Mobile. We'll tell you how it all came to a
peaceful end" (during the first hour of 6:00 a.m. for that Sunday), and, "Well the story hour event,
with a drag queen, anything but a drag this weekend. We'll tell you
about it" (during the first minute of the hour of 7:00 a.m. for that Sunday) over some videos involving digital
graphics with texts of "NEWS 5 THIS MORNING" and "DRAG QUEEN STORY
HOUR".
- A certain World Wide Web site related to WEAR-TV
appeared to have had a certain article dated for the Sunday of the ninth day
of this September named "Meet the local contestants on 'WHO WANTS TO BE A
MILLIONAIRE' " regarding a certain TV program that usually appeared to
had been part of its programming during the second half of the hour of
6:00 p.m. on calendar days other than Saturday and Sunday in recent times with some videos involving details similar to those of
the article itself this Monday (note #1: the name of the program was "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire"
(note #2: the program also appeared to had been part of the main broadcast channel for WFGX-TV on calendar days other
than Saturday and Sunday on a regular basis in recent times, usually during the first halves of the hours of 12:00 p.m. for those times prior to this Monday (note #3: the program appeared to had been part of its programming
during
the first half of the hour of 1:00 p.m. this Monday (note #4: WEAR-TV
and WFGX-TV were usually connected to each other in recent times due to having been part of a certain holding company named the Sinclair Broadcast Group during those times)))).
- A certain TV program for WKRG-TV named "WKRG Sports Overtime" appeared to have had audio of one of its contributors (a certain host named Robby Baker)
saying, "Jason loves the poop emoji" for one of its presentations (over
a certain video involving a digital graphic with text of "SAINTS LOSE
OPENER TO THE BUCCANEERS BUCCANEERS" (transcript of presentation: "The
NFL is back and because I know how much everybody loves [it] when
sportscasters come on the air and lament about how bad their fantasy
team is doing, so, I am going to tell you now that I am losing by a
hundred points in a match-up and it's thanks in large part to the New
Orleans Saints defense. Now I thought for a while this afternoon in the
office: how can I characterize the Saints defense in their efforts today? The Bucs, with a back-up quarterback, racked up almost six hundred
yards of offense -- Tampa Bay scored forty-eight points -- the only way I
could think to describe how bad the Saints defense was...is going to be
the series of emojis that are going to take over your screen [note: the
program appeared to have had some graphics resembling anthropomorphic
beings by this point]. They were historically bad today and they lose their home opener").
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