News for Sunday, August 5th, 2018

• The main broadcast channel for WKRG-TV appeared to have had a paid commercial program (or "infomercial") at a certain period of time in which its programming usually appeared to have had certain installments of a certain TV program for their main provider of network programming on Saturday and Sunday in recent times ("The CBS Weekend News" for the Columbia Broadcasting System (CBS) during the second half of the hour of 5:00 p.m.) before appearing to have any of it during the rest of that period of time on the Saturday of the fourth day of this August. 

• The local news program that appeared on the main broadcast channel for WKRG-TV during the first half of the hour of 10:00 p.m. on the Saturday of the fourth day of this August ("WKRG News 5 at 10") appeared to have had its news presenter (Jason Carter) saying, "Also caught on camera -- now this is just crazy; look at the size of this thing: a rhinoceros, attacking an SUV at a zoo. The rhino charged a family in their van inside the safari park in Pueblo, Mexico. Zoo keepers say the rhino is just...responding to a female in here. They say it's usually not this aggressive; it doesn't usually push cars. Despite the scare, though, everybody's ok. It appears at this point to be an isolated incident" while appearing to have had a certain video with some digital graphics and texts of "CAUGHT ON CAMERA", "RHINOCEROS ATTACKS SUV", and "PUEBLA, MEXICO" whereas the local news program that appeared on the channel during the hours of 6:00 a.m. and 7:00 a.m. this Sunday ("WKRG News 5 This Morning: Sunday") appeared to have had a news presenter of its very own (Mary Smith) saying, "Also caught on camera -- this is terrifying -- a rhinot--rhinoceros attacking an SUV at the zoo. The rhino charged a family in their van inside the safari park in Pueblo, Mexico. Zoo keepers say the rhino was responding to a female rhino in the same area. They say it's usually not this aggressive. Despite the scare, thankfully everyone was fine. It appears at this point to be an isolated incident" while appearing to have had a video similar to the one mentioned earlier with digital graphics and texts similar to the ones also mentioned earlier.

• Some of the local news programming that appeared to had been part of the main broadcast channel for WALA-TV since the Thursday of the second day of this August appeared to have had certain members of their news operation presenting reports related to them involving phrases such as "bus stop forecasts" (for example, the local news program that appeared to had been part of the channel during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Thursday of the second day of this August ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had its news presenter (Bob Grip) saying, "It's almost time for all schools to be back in session. The dates you need to know and how you can be part of the FOX 10 Bus Stop Forecast; that story's next" immediately before one of its breaking from appearing on the channel in that period of time that day before appearing to have had the same news presenter saying, "Back to school means back to our bus stop forecasts; we're holding a casting call for your kids to be a part of it. Children from kindergarten through fifth grade should come dressed for weather of any kind season, including rain. You can bring up to four outfits like shorts and tee shirts, coats, rain jackets, and bring umbrellas, but keep in mind don't bring anything that's green - they'll disappear -- now the children won't be speaking, just waving and looking cute like that. The bus stop forecasts will air throughout the year on FOX 10's morning news. Now this year's casting call will be held right here at the FOX 10 studios on August twenty-fifth from nine a-m until twelve" while appearing to have had some digital graphics and texts of "BUS STOP FORECAST CASTING" and "AUGUST 25TH FROM 9A-12P/FOX 10 STUDIO" after that break whereas the one that appeared on the channel during the hour of 10:00 p.m. afterwards that Thursday ("FOX 10 News at 10:00 p.m.") appeared to have had a news presenter of its very own (Byron Day) saying, "Back to school means back to our bus stop forecasts. We're holding a casting call for your kids to be part of it; children from kindergarten through fifth grade should come dressed for the weather in any season, including rain. You can bring up to four outfits like shorts and tees, coats, rain jackets, and umbrella[s], but they shouldn't wear anything green. Now the children will not be speaking, just waving and looking cute like you see right here. The bus stop forecasts will air throughout the year on FOX 10's morning news, and this year's casting call will be held right here at the FOX 10 studios on August twenty-fifth from nine a-m until noon" while appearing to have had some digital graphics and texts similar to the ones mentioned earlier in this paragraph.