News for Monday, May 7th, 2018

• The local news program that appeared on the main broadcast channel for WKRG-TV during the first half of the hour of 10:00 p.m. this Monday ("WKRG News 5 at 10") appeared to have audio of a certain subject of a certain report saying the word "hell" in a profane way.

• The main broadcast channel for WKRG-TV appeared to have had a certain video regarding a certain type of program (a paid program) involving a voice similar to that of the type of voice often used in certain announcements for some of the local news programming that was part of the programming of the channel since the Sunday of the twenty-ninth day of the month of April for this calendar year for a period of time of less than five seconds immediately before having at least one such program on the Saturday of the fifth day of this May.

• The local news program that appeared on the main broadcast channel for WKRG-TV during the first half of the hour of 12:00 p.m. on the Monday of the seventh day of this May ("WKRG News 5 at Noon") appeared to have had video of a live news conference regarding a certain incident and video of its news presenter (Devon Walsh) appearing to react to its content (for example, it appeared to have had her saying, "One thing that really stood out to me saying that Rodney Kim's dream has been stolen -- apparently he wanted to become a football spare -- star, and Charles Bonner said he will never able to play again because his arm was shattered").  

• The local news program that appeared on the main broadcast channel for WALA-TV during the first half of the hour of 10:00 p.m. on the Saturday of the fifth day of this May appeared to have had its news presenter (Jason Carter) saying, "Coming up, the caps and downs have been adorned, flipped -- now it's time for a career and paying back college loans (while having video involving text of "COMING UP" and "HAPPY GRADUATION") -- it was graduation day all across the gulf coast -- and Hangout is right around the corner; so what night can you catch Kendrick Lamar or a good chain smoker. After the break, we share with you the just-released line-up times (while having video of some digital graphics involving texts of, "COMING UP" and "IT'S TIME FOR THE HANGOUT FEST").

• The local news program that appeared on the main broadcast channel for WKRG-TV during the first half of the hour of 6:00 p.m. on the Saturday of the fifth day of this May ("WKRG News 5 at 6") appeared to have had one of its reporters (a sports reporter named Robby Baker) saying, "It was a beautiful day outside -- perfect day for some baseball. We have plenty of high-school baseball scores to get you caught up on. Now bear with me, people, there were a ton OF games today and only one Robby, so get ready for some fun scoreboard graphics" before appearing to have had such graphics before appearing to have had audio of his saying, "CrossFit fans everywhere, Pensacola was the place to be today -- the Pensacola Beach Brawl took over Pensacola. Jason and myself went down to check it out. We were swept up by the competitive spirit and talking with good people we decided to give CrossFit a try with our own spin on it. Guys, the mics are heavy, all right -- it's not as easy as it looks -- it's tough being a reporter, all right. We competed -- with air quotes on competing -- much more on this tomorrow night on 'WKRG Sports Overtime' " (note #1: the phrase "WKRG Sports Overtime" was often used in reference to a certain TV program of theirs related to sports that was usually part of their programming in recent times (note #2: a certain World Wide Web site related to WKRG-TV and a certain Facebook page related to the reporter each appeared to have had a recording of the a certain installment of the aforementioned program involving what he appeared to had been discussing involving the word "CrossFit" (note #3: the endings to the recordings each appeared to have had the reporter saying "full disclosure" in regards to certain parts of it before appearing to have had his self appearing to say, "Now back to you in the studio, Robby" (note #4: the aforementioned installment of the program appeared to have had audio of the reporter saying, "You know you made it when you can toss it back to yourself" immediately afterwards (the recordings did not have it)))).