News for Saturday, June 23rd, 2018

• The local news program that appeared on the main broadcast channel for WKRG-TV during the first half of the hour of 6:00 p.m. on the Wednesday of the thirteenth day of this June ("WKRG News 5 at 6") appeared to have had a report begin with the words, "It's the worst case of deja vous" as part of its narrative and audio of one of its news presenters (Mel Showers) saying, "Mm-hm, be careful out there" immediately after appearing to have had audio of a separate report. 

• The local news program that appeared on the main broadcast channel for WALA-TV during the hour of 5:00 p.m. on the Thursday of the twenty-first day of this June ("FOX 10 News at 5:00 p.m.") appeared to have had a certain report being presented with certain recordings of sound such as music (note: the report had involved phrases such as, "Now the countdown is on until the New Venture starts its new venture on the ocean floor; helping restore our gulf for generations to come").

• The local news program that appeared on the main broadcast channel for WKRG-TV during the first half of the hour of 10:00 p.m. on the Wednesday of the thirteenth day of this June ("WKRG News 5 at 10") appeared to have had one of its reporters (a news reporter named Joseph Blake (J. B.) Biunno) saying, "You might remember that it was just a couple of days ago this crazy video of out suburban Chicago -- a sergeant rescuing a toddler that was running down the roadway -- a wild story that went viral on the Internet" for one of its reports. 

• The local news program that appeared on the main broadcast channel for WALA-TV during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Wednesday of the thirteenth day of this June ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had one of its news presenters (Bob Grip) saying, "I wish we could go to a Web site and stop raining dot com -- we need that one" to one of its reporters (a weather reporter named Matt Barrentine) and the reporter saying, "Well, yeah, well that would mean like, eh, going somewhere else like California or something" immediately afterwards;  the news presenter saying, "We're going to need it" immediately afterwards, and the reporter saying, "Yeah, I know, exactly -- you know we're going to keep getting these showers and storms. It's just going to keep happening, folks" immediately afterwards. 

• The local news program that appeared on the main broadcast channel for WALA-TV during the first half of the hour of 10:00 p.m. on the Tuesday of the nineteenth day of this June ("FOX 10 News at 10:00 p.m.") appeared to have had one of its news presenters (Lenise Ligon) saying, "Prichard City Council holding an emergency meeting today over an on-going water dispute" and its other news presenter (Byron Day) saying, "Ironically city leaders are going into the city's rainy day money fund to help pay for those repairs. Hi everybody, I'm Byron Day" immediately afterwards, the news presenter mentioned first saying, "And I'm Lenise Ligon. Thank you for looking in tonight. Prichard Water Works cutting off the water to city hall claiming the city owes almost a quarter of a million dollars" immediately afterwards, and the news presenter mentioned second saying, "Yeah, now a judge later ordered that the water be turned back on, but -- it gets worse -- raw sewage then began leaking inside city hall" immediately afterwards.

• The local news program that appeared on the main broadcast channel for WKRG-TV during the first half of the hour of 10:00 p.m. on the Sunday of the seventeenth day of this June appeared to have its news presenter (Jason Carter) saying phrases such as, "Well it may be the most bizarre AMBER alert in Mobile history", "We're still waiting on the investigation to shed more light on this very strange situation", "A new mural featuring suicide's most recent victim is part of Pensacola's downtown scape", "Well Father's Day is all about cards, socks, and ugly ties, but it's about special moments with dad -- News 5's photojournalist Ryan Lothspeich shows us a time-honored tradition featuring Pearson and Aubrey Hooper", and, "Well it was an absolute beautiful day to be out golfing with your father and what's meteorologist Thomas Geboy did earlier this morning and he has a look at your workweek. Hey Thomas", and one of its reporters (a weather reporter named Thomas Geboy) saying, "Hey Jason. Yeah, it really wasn't too bad of a day to go golfing, but first and foremost before getting to your forecast, happy Father's Day to yourself sitting all--all the way over there so -- as always any-- there you go, but today, nice day for sure" immediately after having the previous phrase mentioned (note: the program appeared to have had the phrase phrase involving the words "cards", socks", and "ugly ties" after all of the others mentioned). 

• The local news program that appeared on the main broadcast channel for WALA-TV during the hour of 9:00 p.m. on the Thursday of the fourteenth day of this June ("FOX 10 News at 9:00 p.m.") appeared to have had its news presenters (Bob Grip) saying, "Vibro vulnificus is an especially vicious painful flesh-eating bacteria"; one of its (news) reporters (Byron Day) saying, "She was in real pain, but thought she could treat it on her own" for the narrative of one of its reports; audio of the news presenter mentioned earlier saying, "Right on cue this afternoon: more storms rolled through the port city -- perfect storm for all those pesky mosquitoes", audio of its other news presenter (Lenise Ligon) saying, "Yeah and you know [what] that means: more rain, more breeding ground, and less mosquito spraying...yuck!" immediately afterwards along with some audio of her saying, "Mosquito bites are the worst, so do your part to help control the mosquito population; get rid of any standing water from around your home -- that includes standing bottles, cups, or bird bath; it'll prevent future mosquito breeding. and something you can do to keep mosquitoes away from you and your family is to wear bug repellent when you're outside and make sure it contains DEET, or you can use repellent candles"; video of a report involving phrases such as, "Like clockwork, downpours right on schedule every afternoon this week makes it hard for Danny Rackard to pick the veggies in his garden--", "--and enjoy a view like this on a summer night along Dog River", and "And the rain even stopped us from doing our interview with area director Jerry Folse".